If this doesn't please my sister, then I give up.
I owned A LOT of scrunchies as a child. I knew it would all be worth it one day. TODAY IS THAT DAY.
I'm bringing srunchies back in style... #@*%!.
"ScrunchieBack" lyrics:
I'm bringing scrunchies back, yeah
Those rubberbands don't know how to wrap hair
I think it's special, what's behind your back, yeah
So turn around, let's record on my Mac..Book
Let's take it to the 80s
Dirty hair, you better get a scrunchie
Put it up there
I'll spray your wispies, though it's bad for the air
And then I'll crimp it cuz you know I care
Let's take it to the boys
Look at this scrunchie
This one is sporty
This one is scary
This one is hairy
Do you like my hair?
Do you think it's too much?
Are you messing with me?
Whatever, you're useless
Get your scrunchie on x 8
I'm bringing scrunchies back, yeah
Wearin a headband, think it kinda lacks, yeah
I need a scrunchie to pick up the slack, yeah
We wear it sideways and not in the back, yeah
Let's take it to the streets
Coordinate your scrunchie with your outfit everyday
It's something special for your prom date
And then I'll crimp it if it misbehaves
Show it to the boys
This one's too big
This one's too small
This one's just right
Your scrunchie is tight
Do you see what I'm working with?
Let me check your bandwidth
You're jealous, huh?
Whatever, you're useless
Get your scrunchie on x 8
You ready?
I'm ready
We're bringing scrunchies back--YEAH!