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Lyrics:
I went to the beach for memorial day
cause memorial day is the time for beach play (yah-uh-ya).
got a towel, got a bucket, got a spot in the sand.
don?t got no sunscreen...I got a base-tan
(I already been to the lake man--just last weekend.)

I got me raft that holds a drink on each side.
and I set my self to drift ... in the riptide (in the wind...
you can probably guess where this is going)
4 hours later and a quarter-mile out
I awaken when i hear my girlfriend shout...baby come back,
i don?t want to lose you to the seas.

I return. she said you need to put a shirt on
baby, thats not gonna happen
Tshirts at the beach are for old people or husky children
she said look what happens when i touch your skin-
it turns white, then it turns right back red again.
thats just my tan sinking in....but you are right...it is doing that.

i lost track of time!
layin in the sunlight
I, I I, I I hurt
I, I I, I?m sunburnt.

don?t touch me. don?t touch me. don?t touch me--no!
don?t touch me or I?m gonna have to kill you.
and it?ll hurt me more that it hurts you--cause i?m sunburnt.
I?m either gonna call in sick. or go to work shirtless.
do you think my boss will notice if I go to work shirtless?
I?m a bank teller....can you pass the aloe vera?