Two-Tailed Playthrough - Super Mario RPG Part 6 "The Royal Treatment"
Uploaded on Aug 19, 2008 / 879 views / 1982 impressions / 135 comments
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Hey everyone I'm back and it's time for another update. I'm so sorry for the lack of updates recently, a lot has happened and I didh't have time to do the videos. But that's all settled and I will be updating on a regular schedule from now...
Hey everyone I'm back and it's time for another update. I'm so sorry for the lack of updates recently, a lot has happened and I didh't have time to do the videos. But that's all settled and I will be updating on a regular schedule from now on. Now, on with the show.
In this part I start in Nimbus Land and investigate what's going on. It's obvious that fat bird wasn't the real Prince so I need to get into the castle and expose the fakes. To do that I need the help of the sculptor, Garro. He does what he does best and makes Mario look like a statue and 'delivers' me into the castle. From there I work my way to the throne room, avoiding being pecked by an angry Dodo and beating Birdo along the way. I eventually find the palace workers held up in a small room completely unaware of what's going on. The guard gives me the Master Key and I enter the throne room.
In the throne room I find Valentina who runs shortly after seeing me. Naturally I give chase and eventually catch her and do battle. She goes down fast and I get the key to the King's room where Mallow's parents are. After a short reunion I do a bit of backtracking and finish up in Melody Bay and grab a Red Essence from the Forest Maze, then head into the Volcano. The Volcano is a pretty short area and I make my way to the Czar Dragon pretty fast and take him down just as fast. With that the sixth star is just about in my hands but is snatched up by the Axem Rangers. The Axem Rangers are a goofy bunch but they're all show as I chase them down and take my star back.
With them down all tha'ts left is to head for Bowser's Keep and get the last star. But first I need to take care of one last thing, the toughest fight in the game, Culex. Culex is a boss based on Final Fantasy and comes from an imaginary world. He is easily the toughest boss in the game as you usually need to be around level 25 to beat him. He has four crystals with him that each use different attacks that a
132 comments
2. UltraJMan 0:04
Hey everyone! Welcome back to annoying nasal voice, game edition!
3. romscout 0:38
No one besides you has ever played this game, so no need to ask us.
4. UltraJMan 0:17
NO DON'T PULL THOSE OUT REGULARILY! YOU'LL SCARE THE CHILDREN!
5. UltraJMan 0:29
The white dream? Wet Dream? What did you just say there!?
6. UltraJMan 0:41
Hint: they're not giving a good rating to this LP
7. romscout 0:54
SPOILERS: stop trying to trick us you !@#
8. UltraJMan 1:02
Weird and not at all obvious, NOT AT ALL
9. romscout 1:06
I'M SO CONFUSED, TELL ME MORE
10. UltraJMan 1:22
How can you talk that way and expect us to watch?
11. romscout 1:12
Thank you, we didn't recognize them the first 10 hours of the game
12. UltraJMan 1:39
I'm gonna tell you a story about thsi LP, it sucks.
13. romscout 1:31
If you can extend your breath a little longer, you'll be just like cornshaq!
14. UltraJMan 2:13
This is more like a power nap than a power trip.
15. UltraJMan 2:20
Speaking of bad ideas, HOW BOUT THEM LPs!?
16. romscout 1:44
I understood. What's wrong with you?
17. UltraJMan 2:59
No, thank you! For wasting all our time.
18. romscout 1:57
No, you're imagining things... Valentina? Up to something? You're just paranoid.
19. UltraJMan 3:25
This is so awesome, AWESOME AWESOME awesome! YEAH! *no*
20. romscout 2:11
I will never be able to figure this stuff out on my own.
21. UltraJMan 3:47
Your thick nasally voice, covering my ears in pain!
22. romscout 2:36
Have you ever played this before?
23. UltraJMan 4:44
Boy, you sure are letting us have it, how am I going to survive the next hour of this holy shit.
24. UltraJMan 5:07
LPs for the blind, not presented in brail vision.
25. romscout 3:05
They're not the only thing in this video that's annoying.
26. UltraJMan 5:43
Cool, let's sing out of tune, I love that.
27. UltraJMan 6:22
AGAIN: LPs for the blind.
28. UltraJMan 6:54
My ass could churn out better LPs than this.
29. romscout 12:50
hey look! white guys!
30. UltraJMan 8:57
OMG that is racist!
31. UltraJMan 11:21
Black screen, whoo!
32. romscout 12:52
why would you give a stranger a key, you sick...
33. UltraJMan 15:48
I hope you were touched inappropriately as a toddler!
34. romscout 7:47
have you ever looked up the princess's skirt?
35. romscout 7:50
hey look, it's a pot! you forgot to mention that!
36. UltraJMan 20:35
Hey, shove mario up your ass and whistle row row row your boat.
37. UltraJMan 18:13
This LP is not mantacular!
38. romscout 4:12
SPECTACULAR!
39. UltraJMan 18:18
I need to rest in my bed after this.
40. romscout 10:28
which is fatter, you or the turtle?
41. UltraJMan 23:35
My vote goes to you being fatter than the turtle.
42. romscout 10:35
did you just say deuche deuche voom?
43. UltraJMan 23:38
whoop, there goes my attention span!
44. romscout 14:56
spoilers: there's something in the egg
45. UltraJMan 25:25
Even Ganondorf wouldn't watch this LP!
46. romscout 15:02
it affects the flavor, actually
47. UltraJMan 26:52
Quit making snappy remarks about my pimples you limp dick!
48. romscout 15:16
Hello!
49. UltraJMan 27:11
Females will never be on your lap.
50. UltraJMan 28:23
Let's navigate... the game the LP
51. romscout 15:48
our version of Mario 2 is the only legitimate version of Mario 2... the Japanese one is fake fake fake fake fake
52. UltraJMan 28:43
You're a fucking peckerhead, you know that?
53. romscout 16:02
SPOILERS: block things!
54. UltraJMan 14:05
Great, more LP idol styled singing.
55. romscout 16:26
I counted 27
56. UltraJMan 51:41
Watering plants must be a pro hobby of yours.
57. romscout 84:15
Mario is actually daydreaming.
58. UltraJMan 35:32
Loving the LPs for the blind, you make blind children happy.
59. UltraJMan 31:22
Great, you failed to mention the key, how are the blind kids gonna know what's up holmes?
60. UltraJMan 31:24
Seriously, go touch yourself and die.
61. UltraJMan 31:26
cockbag
62. UltraJMan 31:29
seriously, you're a whore
63. UltraJMan 31:34
And so I continue my LPs for the blind!
64. romscout 31:21
it's like whiskey
65. romscout 34:38
lazy shells won't fix lazy LPers
66. UltraJMan 31:43
+1 for not making shitty DC references.
67. romscout 34:42
sky!
68. UltraJMan 31:57
Meet the fockers instead.
69. romscout 34:49
but not for weapons, apparently
70. UltraJMan 33:13
How are we supposed to enjoy this if we are blind here?
71. romscout 35:00
travesty
72. UltraJMan 39:35
Written on the back of what, a bathroom stall?
73. romscout 35:21
The town is actually sad that you came back.
74. UltraJMan 40:01
And we are moving hoo boy and this is riveting hooray.
75. romscout 35:25
Him? GARDENER?!?!?! How did you find that out?
76. romscout 35:29
where did you get those?
77. UltraJMan 43:59
Please don't run any more... in fact stop and drop dead from eating too many burgers
78. romscout 35:45
You should never give your seed to anyone.
79. romscout 35:55
It's the scent.
80. UltraJMan 45:22
LPs for the deaf! Wait... no that's not it. I'd rather be deaf with your humming though.
81. romscout 36:12
No you didn't. I saw otherwise.
82. UltraJMan 55:51
You're back!? FUCK!
83. UltraJMan 55:56
It's a long PAINFUL FLUCTUATING audio...
84. romscout 36:18
SPOILERS: he then gives it fertilizer.
85. romscout 36:31
climb it! CLIMB IT NOW OR DIE
86. romscout 36:36
he looks calm to me
87. UltraJMan 56:38
How about, you explain it, and do it off screen? Just a thought
88. UltraJMan 57:03
It's not a maze unless you don't know how to do it assbag.
89. UltraJMan 57:17
Great, more humming....
90. romscout 37:32
weeeeeeeeeeee
91. UltraJMan 57:26
Better idea, why didn't you get that the first time idiot?
92. UltraJMan 71:57
Over the shoulder boulder holder
93. UltraJMan 77:19
Well jiggle my junk and call me jerry
94. romscout 93:46
the power of healing cannot fix this vid
95. UltraJMan 89:50
This is worse than urinating in public
96. UltraJMan 81:30
This vid is fecal matter.
97. romscout 93:58
blue thing has a name, you know... I'm sure it's offended
98. UltraJMan 66:33
Your mother is a goat.
99. UltraJMan 100:54
Your father is a ham.
100. UltraJMan 47:28
Your dog is a banana
101. romscout 94:12
oh, that's what that was
102. UltraJMan 94:37
Your cat is yogurt
103. romscout 94:25
because you touch yourself at night
104. UltraJMan 65:05
and your dead pidgeon is a nuclear isotope!
105. romscout 94:31
you don't understand a lot of things
106. UltraJMan 86:17
I think I'd have more fun using tweesers to pull out my pubes.
107. UltraJMan 68:23
carefully BLAH BLAH BLAH
108. romscout 95:05
what if he didn't want to come back?
109. UltraJMan 104:13
stop being such a toddler toucher
110. UltraJMan 82:25
This vid needs to be over, like... an hour ago
111. UltraJMan 62:05
whatcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk, in yo trunk
112. romscout 95:31
I thought they were chewing bubble gum. Grey bubble gum.
113. UltraJMan 91:39
you were a coathanger abortion werent you?
114. romscout 95:39
Nah, now he's sleeping.
115. UltraJMan 74:57
This video is unbeatable... wait... no it's not.
116. UltraJMan 49:16
Let's play menus... FOR THE BLIND!
117. UltraJMan 106:16
How did this seriously take twenty minutes?
118. romscout 101:33
how did you manage to make this battle take so long?
119. UltraJMan 60:54
Making a sandwich out of thumbtacks and eating it is more fun than this.
120. romscout 101:45
yay for cheesy playthrough
121. UltraJMan 97:25
Don't eat yourself kid, you may think you're tasty but you're already fat enough as is.
122. romscout 101:51
Monster's FP is gone means you've been here too long.
123. UltraJMan 77:11
And here we see the majestic BLAH BLAH BLAH
124. romscout 101:59
my life's been harder since this video started
125. UltraJMan 52:00
Water deprivation... this video is entertainment deprevation.
126. romscout 102:04
it's getting harder and harder on this end
127. UltraJMan 61:23
Wow, we never would have known.
128. romscout 102:24
I don't think their FP goes away more than once.
129. UltraJMan 54:23
Why aren't you mentioning the beautiful wallpaper!?
130. romscout 103:14
this video is not needed either but you're not complaining about that
131. UltraJMan 110:26
Oh my god... i.... I survived! But the sad news is... i may be blinded by boredom!
132. romscout 110:33
I still see a door there.
133. romscout 110:42
NO WAY HOW WILL YOU EVER PULL THAT TRICK OFF?????????
134. romscout 111:25
yet the video will be as drudgingly long as this, right? if not, don't bother
135. romscout 111:29
...this was ALL post commentary?????? ...holy...
1. romscout 0:08
Don't worry, we didn't notice.