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LYRICS:

first off, i want to tell you I enjoyed the pizza
well, it really wasn't great, but it allowed me to meetcha
I'd like your number- but I'm not gonna leave a big tip to get
it
That means he's cheap and pathetic and if you date him you'll
regret it
23 percent from me communicates
I'm generous; not desperate. And I can calculate.
Is she supposed to be impressed?
Well, if you wanna battle be my guest...
i'm a computer programmer and a cubical dweller
I disabled spellcheck 'cause I'm a stellar speller
When I write an email that includes an attachment
I never hit "send"before I've attached it.
Your job is a bore; I keep it hardcore
Selling knives and insurance from door to door.
You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation
I'm giving an incredible knife demonstration
May I interest you in some accidental death coverage or a bagel
slicer?
I can change your computer wallpaper to a tropical beach
scene.
Bagel slicer.
I carpool, ‘cause I’m environmentally sensitive,
I pack a snorkel, cause I'm clever and so inventitive.
It’s inventive. Inventitive isn’t a word.
Yeah it, I just inventi-ted it; you just got served.
Well, when I carpool, I take a group of third graders.
On my way to work, I teach them multiplication tables.
See, I’m a role model, an example to the youth.
Then why did this kid just tell me that 1 X 1 = 2?
At the gym, people line up just to gimme a spot
All eyes on me when i'm popping a squat
My career plan B is to teach P.E.
The model on the machine...he's based on me .
I've mastere