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LYRICS:
Here in South Carolina, we do things...different. When it comes to fireworks; we don’t hire professionals, we are professionals. We got what you call freelance firework shows. This song is a tribute to an elite set of men who exercised their inalienable right to shoot off fireworks.
V1
Bobby taught us by example
not to look down a Roman Candle
when you light it
He lost his right eye
but, you know, he’s a better lookin guy without it
That jumbo bottle rocket
Don lit in his pocket
would’ve flew it it weren’t for his belt loop
we were listenin to Elvis
when it shattered his pelvis
but it was cool cause it blew right at end of Don’t Be Cruel
C
This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes
what they lacked in discretion
they made up in combustion
the ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured or lame
we salute you
The fallen founding fathers of the freelance fireworks hall of fame!
V2
But the best has got to be
Bill’s ingenuity
with a man-sized rocket, duct tape, and a lawn chair
well, he did good, i reckon
he rode a full 8 seconds
without spilling one drop of his beer!
C2
This song is for all our fallen American heroes
risking mutilation
all for detonation
they ignited the firestorm
now we fan the flame
and we salute you
The fallen founding fathers of the freelance fireworks hall of fame!
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