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http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sam-Proof/82425582283 Teen calls 911
on Mom Having Sex! The Stories: Little girl saves mom with Pizza
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2091560/This-topping-Girl-7-saves-unconscious-mother-slapping-piece-pizza.html
Teen calls 911 on Sex Mom
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/girl-calls-cops-over-mom-having-sex-768493
Transcript: Welcome to the weird news where the world wakes to the
wackiest wonderments I’m Sam Proof and it’s time to get weird. Here’
s a cheesey story to start things off When seven-year-old Rita
Lawlor couldn't wake her mother up she responded with some quick
thinking, and slapped her mother in the face with a slice of pizza.
When her mother still didn’t wake up she called 9-1-1 who arrived
on the scene to and Rita’s mother was revived. The little girl said
“I called 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza. They
didn’t get there in 30 minutes or less, though, so it’s free!” That
one’s gonna take some toppings to beat… A 15-year-old Florida girl
called 911 to report she could hear her mom having sex. She told an
officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “ because she
heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her
35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged, “There was no
form of abuse or neglect in the house.” In the end the teen decided
to stay living at home instead of going to a shelter after cops
explained she’d be “you know, in a room with a bunch of other teens…
and they’re all horny… and there’s even less walls separating you
from them.” Proving once again, Florida is the hub of all that’s
weird. Also, apparently Snooki is hot now. Still a crazy little
ball of monkey butter though… wait… (picture) never mind. and
remember this is the weird news, you can get involved by submitting
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