ChrisMartin

Chris Martin (ChrisMartin)

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http://www.christophermartin.info
Chris Martin: Hipster's Paradise Chris Martin: Hipster's Paradise
Chris Martin: free roll of duct tape Chris Martin: free roll of duct tape
Chris Martin: trouser snakes on a plane Chris Martin: trouser snakes on a plane
Chris Martin: Steven Tyler warmed over Chris Martin: Steven Tyler warmed over
Chris Martin: let that one sink in Chris Martin: let that one sink in
Chris Martin: number one in horses' asses Chris Martin: number one in horses' asses
Chris Martin: code name Cheney Chris Martin: code name Cheney
Chris Martin: a vacancy in the Memory Palace Chris Martin: a vacancy in the Memory Palace
Chris Martin: shaking the baby seals Chris Martin: shaking the baby seals
Chris Martin: beastlier Chris Martin: beastlier
Chris Martin: the greatest man Chris Martin: the greatest man
Chris Martin: a no-Charlie Sheen zone Chris Martin: a no-Charlie Sheen zone
Chris Martin: Groundhog Day Chris Martin: Groundhog Day
Chris Martin: the death chairs Chris Martin: the death chairs
Chris Martin: he's gonna rule Chris Martin: he's gonna rule
Chris Martin: Happy New Year! Chris Martin: Happy New Year!
Chris Martin: Vlad the Impaler Chris Martin: Vlad the Impaler
Chris Martin: I just flew in Chris Martin: I just flew in
Chris Martin: the fabulous Gitmo Bros Chris Martin: the fabulous Gitmo Bros
Chris Martin: Richmond's own CNN Chris Martin: Richmond's own CNN
Chris Martin: Palme de Roofie Chris Martin: Palme de Roofie
Chris Martin: return of the Purple Martins Chris Martin: return of the Purple Martins
Chris Martin: too soon? Chris Martin: too soon?
Chris Martin: a very nice dude Chris Martin: a very nice dude
Chris Martin: happy Canada Day Chris Martin: happy Canada Day
Chris Martin: get in your DeLorean Chris Martin: get in your DeLorean
Chris Martin: the bombs bursting in air Chris Martin: the bombs bursting in air
Chris Martin: your next comic killed Chris Martin: your next comic killed
Chris Martin: it was funny when I tweeted it Chris Martin: it was funny when I tweeted it
Chris Martin: Adolf Hitler, public relations consultant Chris Martin: Adolf Hitler, public relations consultant
Chris Martin: last stand-up standing Chris Martin: last stand-up standing
Chris Martin: last stand-up standing Chris Martin: last stand-up standing
Chris Martin: unleash the Chia Pets Chris Martin: unleash the Chia Pets
Chris Martin: my psychic told me that joke would suck Chris Martin: my psychic told me that joke would suck
Chris Martin: my name is not Billy Mays Chris Martin: my name is not Billy Mays
Chris Martin: a Family Dollar version of Bill Maher Chris Martin: a Family Dollar version of Bill Maher
Chris Martin: the Official Blake Midgette Roast Chris Martin: the Official Blake Midgette Roast
Chris Martin: a guy who needs no introduction Chris Martin: a guy who needs no introduction
Chris Martin: Brilliant one-liner writer Chris Martin: Brilliant one-liner writer
I don't do loose I don't do loose
"I just flew in from Europe... "I just flew in from Europe...
Chris Martin: sex with Ricky Martin Chris Martin: sex with Ricky Martin
Chris Martin: blind date Chris Martin: blind date
Chris Martin: Abba, Stupor Troupers Chris Martin: Abba, Stupor Troupers
Chris Martin; stroke my Zhu Zhu Pet Chris Martin; stroke my Zhu Zhu Pet
Chris Martin: Toyota microphone Chris Martin: Toyota microphone
Chris Martin: Charles Manson, Facebook doppelgänger Chris Martin: Charles Manson, Facebook doppelgänger
Chris Martin: a big hand for Sarah Palin Chris Martin: a big hand for Sarah Palin
Chris Martin: my Mitch Hedberg impression Chris Martin: my Mitch Hedberg impression
Chris Martin: Andy Dick gropes himself Chris Martin: Andy Dick gropes himself
Chris Martin: Luke Skywalker buys a Snuggie for his Tauntaun Chris Martin: Luke Skywalker buys a Snuggie for his Tauntaun
Chris Martin: the Barack Obama dildo Chris Martin: the Barack Obama dildo
Chris Martin: have yourself a Bob Dylan Christmas Chris Martin: have yourself a Bob Dylan Christmas
Chris Martin: I left my bong in San Francisco Chris Martin: I left my bong in San Francisco
Chris Martin: Zombie holidays Chris Martin: Zombie holidays
Chris Martin: Halloween, National Night Out for Predators Chris Martin: Halloween, National Night Out for Predators
Chris Martin: Dick Cheney & the Portuguese Waterboarding Dog Chris Martin: Dick Cheney & the Portuguese Waterboarding Dog
Chris Martin: the Artie Lange Driving School Chris Martin: the Artie Lange Driving School
Chris Martin: the Oprah Olympics Chris Martin: the Oprah Olympics
Chris Martin: the Steve Jobs liver-flavored Frappuccino Chris Martin: the Steve Jobs liver-flavored Frappuccino
Chris Martin: Where's Gwyneth Paltrow? Chris Martin: Where's Gwyneth Paltrow?
Chris Martin: "I'm having a past-life crisis" Chris Martin: "I'm having a past-life crisis"
Stay away from the brown acid and the Orange Blo Stay away from the brown acid and the Orange Blo
Bathroom Epiphanies Bathroom Epiphanies
If I had a rocket launcher, I'd join the NRA If I had a rocket launcher, I'd join the NRA
Smokin' Hot: Richmond Comedians: Odyssey Michaels Smokin' Hot: Richmond Comedians: Odyssey Michaels
Holidaze: Canada Day and the Fourth of July Holidaze: Canada Day and the Fourth of July
Hitler doesn't have a ticket to Michael Jackson's memorial Hitler doesn't have a ticket to Michael Jackson's memorial
Getting lucky with Eliza Dushku Getting lucky with Eliza Dushku
Smokin' Hot: Interviews with Richmond comedians Smokin' Hot: Interviews with Richmond comedians