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I have a burning desire to vent my spleen on Shitzwizzer. You see, I honestly believe that there is no honor in Shitzwizzer's causeries. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this post, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that even when the facts don't fit, Shitzwizzer sometimes tries to use them anyway. He still maintains, for instance, that all any child needs is a big dose of comment posting every day. Take RedCom for instance, he needs to shut the fuck up but I'm sure Shitzwizzer thinks it's grand.

What I offer here is an involved yet detached look at Groudon1992342342234's ipse dixits. Perhaps time, further study, and more reflection will either modify or enrich the analysis offered here, but Groudon69s convictions reek like rotten eggs. I begin with critical semantic clarifications. First, Groudon19923469 seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren't hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that his prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated henhouse.

It's still amusing that you're talking about yourself.

Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. I myself have seen and heard enough. Now, it is time to act against injustice, whether it concerns shit posting, white knighting, or even down tumbing. If I didn't think he would level filth and slime at everyone opposed to his hariolations, I wouldn't say that most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let scumbags like Gaydon68 and Shitzwizz turn over our community to inimical lackwits.
Semper Games

Hi, I'm AYBforever, I pull shit out of my ass as an excuse to be a little bitch all day.

I fully intend to tell Shitzwizz where he can stick it. That's the path that I have chosen. It's unquestionably not an easy path but then again, Shitzwizz is secretly planning to inflict untold misery, suffering, and distress. I realize that that may sound rather conspiratorial and farfetched to most people, which is why you need to understand that Shitzwizz, already oppressive with his inconsiderate, bloody-minded flimflams, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that Shitzwizz has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter.

Unless my eye's decieve me, I believe that Sega gave Super Sonic the loop attack from NiGHTs.
Well, maybe not as an "attack"

Graphic glitch with Gaia Colossous's life bar!

Redcom claims that he is omnipotent. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in his witticisms. Then again, Redcom's thesis is that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. That's utterly disruptive, you say? Good; that means you're finally catching on. The next step is to observe that some people don't seem to mind that Redcom likes to convince others that the most obnoxious busybodies you'll ever see are the "chosen people" of scriptural prophecy. What an unforgiving world we live in!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Shitzwizzer hates it when you say that he, serving as judge, jury, and executioner, has decreed that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime if you have a thick skin and don't mind having him shriek insults at you. He believes that the world can be happy only when his faction is given full rein. That's just wrong. He further believes that destroying our moral fiber is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. Wrong again! Now that I've told you what I think, let me end this post by stating that I fully intend to subject Shitzwizzer's shitposts to the rigorous scrutiny they warrant. Let Shitzwizzer tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice, goon justice!

My topic is nothing new. However, since no one else has found it fit to address directly, I will address it here. Before I begin, let me point out that everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that Cheezwizz feels obligated to erect a screen of flatulent verbiage to hide the real world from his victims. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche. Our goal must now be to carry out this matter to the full extent of goon law. If you believe that that's a worthwhile goal, then I can unquestionably use your help. Let me hear from you.
Regards, AYBforever

If you ask Dark Gaia if it's true that it doesn't know the difference between right and wrong, you'll just get a lot of foot-shuffling and downcast eyes in response. In retrospect, Dark Gaia has always been more unregenerate than most pouty ogres

Did they just copy doomsday zone so they wouldn't have to think about level design anymore?

Shitzwizz employs carefully developed psychological techniques to influence the attitudes of dominant culture towards any environment or activity that is predominantly cacodemonic. In reaching that conclusion, I have made the usual assumption that I certainly have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Shitzwizz guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community. Shitzwizz has declared that it's staging a revolt against everyone who wants to institute change. Shitzwizz's revolting all right; the very sight of it turns my stomach. All kidding aside, if you looked up "venom-spouting-to-the-core" in the dictionary, you'd probably see its logo. I call this phenomenon "Shitzwizz-ism".

I love how it just comes out of left field, the most you've had to do was 16 at this point.

I have some of Fagzwizz's writings in front of me right now. In one of them, Fagzwizz maintains that an open party with unlimited access to posting comments can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the shit posting. If you don't find that shocking then consider that you may have noticed that I hope that Fagzwizz's punishment fits his crime. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, Fagzwizz truly believes that his opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality. It is just such birdbrained megalomania, stupid egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Shitzwizz to cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills.

Sure, but you're not "Fagzwizz", you're "AYBforever"

The above are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I'd like to let out -- a little house cleaning, if you will. One of the first facts we should face is that Azzwizz is an opportunist. That is, it is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. An old joke tells of the optimist who falls off a 60-story building and, as he whizzes past the 35th floor, exclaims, "So far, so good!" But it is not such blind optimism that causes Azzwizz's coadjutors to think that they can promote mediocrity over merit. Azzwizz embraces conformism with open arms. And if that seems like a modest claim, I disagree. It's the most radical claim of all.

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I've got a beef with Shitzwizz. I begin with critical semantic clarifications. First, if I want to lie awake at night wondering who Azzwizz's next video victim will be, that should be my prerogative. I surely don't need Fagzwizz forcing me to. Pizzwizz, get a life! So you see, ever since Pizzwizz began its quest of shit posting, he has been denying with his lips what he has been doing with his hands.

Answer me this one question.
Do you enjoy talking about yourself?

he probably does. After all, he does it even without anyone to say something to him. in fact, whether we reply to him or not is completely inconsequential because he'll continue to post comments again and again, containing nothing relating to the video or the comments posted.

The vast majority of people would probably be willing to help me defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that Pizzwizz and Gaydon69 so desperately want to abolish. These people simply need information, encouragement, direction, and leadership. I welcome their comments. However, they need to realize that Shitzwizz and Gaydon690123 constantly insist that they have the authority to issue judgment on any post that isn't their own. But they contradict themselves when they say that society is screaming for their antics. The people, MY people are coming Semper Games.

by "Shitzwizz and Gaydon690123" you mean "absolutely everyone else", of course.

oh, and go back to youtube where you belong. You've wasted a lot of time grabbing the attention of a lone person who's just as much having his fun with you as you think you are with him.

If an attempt to destroy the lives of good, honest people isn't lazy, it certainly is conscienceless. Tell ShitzPizzWizz that bumptious gaberlunzies in general, and ShitzPizzWizz in particular, intend to put insolent thoughts in our children's minds, and you'll hear a loud "clang!" as his mind slams shut. ShitzPizzWizz doesn't want to hear that. He doesn't want to believe that we must unmistakably foster mutual understanding. Does that sound extremist? Is it too stuck-up for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way but that's life.

I think it would have been better if Sun/Moon medals were used to unlock the optional stages.

In the Wii version of Unleashed, they are used to unlock doors in the Gaia temples, which then allow you to go through puzzles to get various items, the most notable which being Secret Keys (or whatever they're called, I don't have the game in front of me right now) and 1-ups, which allow you go to new missions and survive more deaths, respectivly.

Sun/Moon Medals wants to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the sinister elements in its midst. But what if the tables were turned? How would Sun/Moon Medals like that? As a parting thought, remember that it is time now for the polite chatter at fashionable dinners and cocktail parties to give way to hardheaded talk and plans to replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose.

I really hate to ruin AYB's fun, because he's certainly having a lot of it, but Cheezwizz... you're being trolled, dude. Let it go. It's a little annoying checking my email and seeing eight new messages because you keep taking AYB's bait, repeatedly, without failure.

Stop being such a tool.

Do you read any of my posts? I know what this dumb fuck is doing.

I don't think you actually know what he's doing, Cheez, because you keep responding to him. He wants you to keep responding to him. You're doing exactly what he wants you to do.

And you don't think I enjoy reading his increasingly retarded replies?

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For being this thick, Cheez, maybe you deserve to be trolled by him. Holy shit.

listen you stupid furry



AYB is a failtroll and i'm having a blast. Fuck off.

Cheezwizz, showing the level of impertenance that you are, I would like to remind you that this is not your video. This is a Let's Play video of Sonic Unleashed, done by Pokecapn and the rest of the Posse.



At this point I would like to inform you that there are 58 comments on this video. 14 of those are yours, and 26 of those are AYBforever's.



That means that this video would have 18 comments (if even that) if you just shut the fuck up.



This is not your place to spam like a thick-skulled moron. Shut the fuck up, and deal with the fact that you have no ownership here.

you're 1 month late you stupid bitch. You're also not getting through to me because WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW MANY COMMENTS THERE ARE? You're bitching as if this affects you in any way. IT DOESN'T. funny that you should talk about ownership when you're busy telling others what to do. I'm not sure what that has to do with me and AYB because we clearly don't give a shit.

If anything, it strikes me as amusing that Pizzwizz69 complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! He does nothing but complain. Pizzwizz69 is a man with more ambition than conviction. Do give that some thought.

you should start spelling my username correctly. It'll make you seem credible to e-passerby.

Although brevity is the soul of wit I do need to say quite a bit more about how Shitzwizz's sycophants are unified under a common goal. That goal is to sully a site that's already held in low esteem. I don't need to tell you that by using bombastic language and selective quotation, Pizzwizz is able to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent shitposting threat. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that he says that all it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician's magic hat. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"?

Do you think you'll ever get confused and accidentally speak the truth?

Wizzcheez has come very, very close to making me swallow whatever he dishes out, but that's not the point of this post. The point is that a sure-fire way to elicit derisive sneers, leers, and jeers from him is to address a number of important issues. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean him personally for his beliefs or worldviews. But I do insist that I must encourage our spirits to soar. He wants to ruin every video's comment sections. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Wizzcheez's gossamer grasp of reality.

I thought rhyming was beyond your capability.

Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Swizzwizz would fan the flames of masochism into a planet-spanning inferno. And now that he has, we must indeed allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by Swizzwizz. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to take the mechanisms, language, ideology, and phraseology for determining what is right and what is wrong out of the hands of Swizzwizz and his lieutenants and put them back in the hands of ordinary people.

it's also pretty funny every time you invent other people to talk about, as if you're short on material.

The Faggot wants to shit post ancient video comments. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background. His lies come in many forms. Some of his lies are in the form of animadversions. Others are in the form of magic-bullet explanations. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion. I close this post along the same lines it opened on: We have our work cut out for us.

i'm deeply sorry for your schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder.

Personally, I find that ending the "conversation" will stop all this nonsense, which is why I stopped a while ago.

Once Vapid Cunt realizes that he has a problem, maybe then he'll see that he wants us to believe that classism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves. How stupid does he think we are? The answer is almost thoroughly obvious—this isn't rocket science, you know. The key is that Vapid Cunt interprets his easy meanness as unselfish philanthropy. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that Vapid Cunt's viewpoints are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to freedom? This isn't such an easy question to answer, but let me take a stab at it: Vapid Cunt should stop saying that I'm talking about myself. Although I've been called worse things by better people, if I want to run around like a chicken with its head cut off, that should be my prerogative. I don't need Vapid Cunt forcing me to.

Zebrahead? I get the lame pun, but I didn't think they actually did any music for this game.

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