marquisdejolie1's videos

It Just Won't Stop Raining Here

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:44:04 GMT

Nine days in a row of constant rain. I feel like we're going to wash away here in the piney woods of east Texas. For sure my evil sister's car is. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Texas, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, rain, raining, weather, woods

Stealing The Neighbors Fire Pit

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:59:00 GMT

I don't get it. My sister won't do a lick of yard or housework at our house but she'll set to work burning up the neighbors' yard trash when they move out. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, burning, firepit, marquisdejolie, neighbors, trash, yardwork

Last Weekend of Jawbreakers

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:36:00 GMT

Monday I'm getting all my teeth pulled out so this weekend will be my last ever weekend of jawbreakers. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : dental, dentist, extraction, false, marquisdejolie, redneck, series, surgery, teeth, tooth

Itchy Spot

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:25:00 GMT

A song about critters large and small in the piney woods of east Texas. Written and performed by JimmerSD who can be reached at http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmerSD Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, JimmerSD, critters, eastTexas, family, fleas, lice, marquisdejolie, redneck

What Did The Chicken Say?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 21:00:01 GMT

Momma talks about grandma's chicken neck-wringing days while frying up a skillet of the bird herself. An east Texas piney woods moment. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : angelfoood, chicken, fried, frying, marquisdejolie, neck-wringing, redneck, skillet

Not This Time

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:38:00 GMT

Beth invokes an all too familiar mantra with its promise that this time, coming home from the funny farm, things will unfold differently. An episode in my Mean To My Sister series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : addict, addiction, alcoholism, marquisdejolie, recovered, rednecks, rehab, rehabilitation

Back From The Nuthouse Again

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:25:03 GMT

Fresh off the bus from the nuthouse with a full bag of post-rehab store-bought drugs in her sweaty hands, Beth declares herself "fully recovered" and ready to get high again off of her momma's pension money. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : ADP, Bethzilla, addict, addiction, alcoholism, high, marquisdejolie, nuthouse, recovered, rednecks, rehab, rehabilitation

Trailerpark Divorce, Month 8

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:22:01 GMT

Commonlaw husband Steve decides to save lawyer money by defending himself in his divorce with Beth. This is Month 8 of Beth's trailerpark divorce. An episode of my Beth In Crises series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Marshall, divorce, east, marquisdejolie, rednecks, rural, series, texas, trailerpark

Perennial Dropout

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:09:02 GMT

My sister Beth can't seem to unravel the mystery of how to get the government school grant money without having to actually go to school. There's always that catch. An episode of my Beth In Crises series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Marshall, TSTC, aid, dropout, east, family, grants, marquisdejolie, momma, perennial, rednecks, rural, school, series, texas

House Ghost Kicks Bethzilla's Butt

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:38:06 GMT

Our long-time resident house ghost takes matters into his own hands and gives ill-mannered Bethzilla a butt whoopin' in her locked bedroom. An episode in my House of Horrors series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, butt, family, ghost, haunted, house, marquisdejolie, rednecks, series, whooping

Contest For The Car Keys!

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:46:00 GMT

After the daily 4 A.M. "Who Took My Drugs!?" screamfest, my mom and sister settle in for the perpetual Contest For The Car Keys. An episode of my Our Little House of Horrors series. Music courtesy Philly HYPE. See more music from Philly HYPE at http://www.myspace.com/phillyshype Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : carkeys, contest, dysfunctional, east, family, humor, marquisdejolie, rednecks, series, texas

Save Me

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:30:00 GMT

A spoken word rendition of my poem about noise. Save Me Daytime's Noisy Trappings by Jolie Blond (that's me) 05/11/04 This I love with all my heart: the quietude of midnight's start, and salient mercies of that kind when noisy days begin unwind into the slumbers of the mind, and rhythmic softness I can find from evenings' whispered self design. And this I hate with sonorous rage: the clangorous noise that fill the days with blunderbuss and yak yak yakking, metallic din and all that nascent racket with engine roars and diesels clacking, with TV's ceaseless soundtracks' clapping--- oh, save me daytime's noisy trappings. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : arts, marquisdejolie, me, noise, poem, poetry, save, spokenword

Retardoff

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:24:01 GMT

The question has come up at our little Casa De Daily Hillbilly Horrors: who is more retarded? It's a question that may have no answer. An episode of my Rednecks In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : daily, family, hillbilly, horrors, marquisdejolie, redneck, series, spacemen

Snubbed By Alien Abductors

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:00:03 GMT

Every day I look to the heavens for salvation while my mom and sister make pig-squeeling sounds at each other from wherever they're lying in different parts of the house. An episode in my Hallmarks of Redneckedness series. Music courtesy Jason Shaw at Audionautix.com Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : UFO, UFOs, abduction, alien, family, flying, marquisdejolie, martians, pigs, rednecks, saucers, series, spacemen

Piney Woods Car Math

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:11:00 GMT

The court orders my sister's estranged commonlaw husband to leave a car out in the woods of Waskom for Beth to pick up but she hasn't had a driver's license in years and is having a hard time doing the drive home math. Part of my Beth In Crisis series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Waskom, commonlaw, court-ordered, family, marquisdejolie, math, rednecks, series

Beth Returns From The Graveyard Where Daddy Is Hiding

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:22:01 GMT

My blackfooted sister went for a walk through the local cemetery where daddy was allegedly buried but my hopes were dashed when she came home again. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : cemetery, family, graveyard, hicks, humor, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, rednecks, spirit, spiritual

Burn Barrel

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:01:01 GMT

I love my burn barrel; my back yard, ever-smoking, 55-gallon, open-headed, carbon steel, fiery furnace of hellfire burn barrel. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : barrel, burn, coffeehouse, drum, easttexas, furnace, marquisdejolie, poetry, spokenword, steel

Loose Losers On My Dashboard

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:04:05 GMT

A Sunset Blvd street poem from my Ironweed series about non-winning lottery tickets loose on my car's dashboard. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Blvd, Sunset, dashboard, losers, lottery, marquisdejolie, poem, poetry, prose, series, spokenword, stories, tickets

Missing Drugs

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:13:00 GMT

Every morning between 1 a.m. and 5 a.m. I am awakened by the following argument between my mother and my sister. EVERY MORNING. THE EXACT SAME ARGUMENT. Music courtesy Jason Shaw at audionautix. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, addiction, drugs, family, marquisdejolie, pills, series

Darkness Is Coming

Tue, 26 May 2009 03:03:03 GMT

My sister Beth slips into darkness, a before and after view. An episode of my Beth In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : addiction, beth, crisis, darkness, drug, family, marquisdejolie, rehab, series