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Why Me?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:33:00 GMT

Momma asks the age old question of misery: "Why did God give me this stinking situation??" when confronted with my sister's nightly drug tirade. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : APS, God, abuse, addict, addiction, drug, dysfunctional, faith, family, marquisdejolie, stink, stinking

E.R. Adjustments And A Wet Shopping Day

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:31:01 GMT

Momma and Beth come back from a whole day of emergency room overdose treatment, medication adjustment, and a little shopping in the rain. An episode of my Rednecks On Parade series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : E.R., Emergency, Room, Texas, east, family, marquisdejolie, overdosing, piney, rain, raining, redneck, shopping, woods

The Nursing Home Threat Vrs the ADP Boogeyman

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:01:00 GMT

My sister Beth threatens momma with incarceration in "the nursing home" if momma doesn't give Beth the keys to momma's car. Momma counters with the local Adult Protective Services boogeyman, Rodney King. I shoot the whole thing through my door because I don't like to unlock it after 2 a.m. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : ADP, King, Rodney, addict, addiction, boogeyman, dysfunction, elderly, family, home, marquisdejolie, nursing, redneck

Another Night In Addict Paradise

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:22:00 GMT

My sister Beth and my momma Joyce argue over the Xanax. Again. Forever. Notice at 1:17 where Beth wants to go with the 25 Xanax....to "the casino", a 40-minute drive in the middle of the night to Shreveport's gambling boats. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : abuse, addict, addiction, argument, drug, dysfunction, elderly, family, fiends, marquisdejolie, paradise, redneck, xanax

Milk Crate Move-Out Inventory

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:12:00 GMT

One day not too long ago, I got tired of living in the drunkard's section of the piney woods of east Texas and decided to make a milk crate inventory of what it would take to move my stuff back to Callie. I was not pleased with my results. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : California, Callie, Texas, crate, east, inventory, marquisdejolie, milk, moving, piney, redneck, woods

Skeeter Hawk Parley

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:11:02 GMT

Momma commences to palaver about horse flies, skeeter hawks and dragonflies with Big Nose and parleys the gossip into a set down visit. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Texas, dragonfly, east, gossip, hawks, horsefly, marquisdejolie, mosquito, palaver, parley, piney, redneck, skeeters, woods

Momma's New Son Tryouts

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:06:01 GMT

Momma auditions neighbor Terry for a position opening up soon in her family. He thinks the job requires disposing of the previous job holder (me) first. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Texas, cemetery, dispose, east, family, marquisdejolie, new, piney, redneck, son, tryouts, woods

Twisted Amenities

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:11:01 GMT

In my sister's twisted mind, anything she buys for herself to wear or eat is an "amenity" to us since she didn't force us to pay for it. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, addict, addiction, amenities, dysfunctional, east, family, marquisdejolie, mind, piney, redneck, twisted, woods

The Delusional Yard Sale

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:09:00 GMT

Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again, this time with nothing to sell. That's redneck optimism! Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, crazier, crazy, delusional, delusions, dumb, dumber, dumbest, dysfunctional, east, family, garage, hitch, marquisdejolie, piney, redneck, sale, woods, yard

Rebuttal

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:41:00 GMT

Beth rebutts. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : @marquisdejolie, Bethzilla, Texas, TwitVid, crazy, dysfunctional, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, redneck, woods

Shrill

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:59:01 GMT

If you listen REAL careful, you'll hear the shrill call of the piney woods Mommagimmeedoforme Bird. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, bird, blood, call, dysfunctional, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, pressure, redneck, shrill, woods

Bluster

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:49:01 GMT

Before the new fridge came, Beth managed the old one like she manages everything, through uninformed declaration and proclamation. "It works fine. Spoiled food won't hurt you. Cheese is supposed to be brown. What, me worry?" A flash from the past. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, dysfunctional, east, family, flash, fridge, marquisdejolie, piney, redneck, reefer, refrigeration, refrigerator, woods

Beth Outs Momma

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:45:00 GMT

Beth tries to blackmail momma into giving up some recreational drugs by calling momma's best friend, Churchlady Irene, and spilling the family beans about momma's Xanax addiction. An episode of my Refrigerator Top series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, addiction, addicts, blackmail, drug, dysfunctional, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, redneck, woods

Beth In Repose

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:38:00 GMT

My sister Beth takes a moment to bask in the warmth of taxpayer sponsorship. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : SSI, Texas, cheaters, disability, east, entitlements, grants, marquisdejolie, medicaid, piney, redneck, school, state, taxpayers, welfare, woods

It Just Won't Stop Raining Here

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:44:04 GMT

Nine days in a row of constant rain. I feel like we're going to wash away here in the piney woods of east Texas. For sure my evil sister's car is. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Texas, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, rain, raining, weather, woods

Stealing The Neighbors Fire Pit

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:59:00 GMT

I don't get it. My sister won't do a lick of yard or housework at our house but she'll set to work burning up the neighbors' yard trash when they move out. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, burning, firepit, marquisdejolie, neighbors, trash, yardwork

Last Weekend of Jawbreakers

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:36:00 GMT

Monday I'm getting all my teeth pulled out so this weekend will be my last ever weekend of jawbreakers. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : dental, dentist, extraction, false, marquisdejolie, redneck, series, surgery, teeth, tooth

Itchy Spot

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:25:00 GMT

A song about critters large and small in the piney woods of east Texas. Written and performed by JimmerSD who can be reached at http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmerSD Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, JimmerSD, critters, eastTexas, family, fleas, lice, marquisdejolie, redneck

What Did The Chicken Say?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 21:00:01 GMT

Momma talks about grandma's chicken neck-wringing days while frying up a skillet of the bird herself. An east Texas piney woods moment. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : angelfoood, chicken, fried, frying, marquisdejolie, neck-wringing, redneck, skillet

Not This Time

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:38:00 GMT

Beth invokes an all too familiar mantra with its promise that this time, coming home from the funny farm, things will unfold differently. An episode in my Mean To My Sister series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : addict, addiction, alcoholism, marquisdejolie, recovered, rednecks, rehab, rehabilitation