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Why Me?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:33:00 GMT

Momma asks the age old question of misery: "Why did God give me this stinking situation??" when confronted with my sister's nightly drug tirade. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : APS, God, abuse, addict, addiction, drug, dysfunctional, faith, family, marquisdejolie, stink, stinking

E.R. Adjustments And A Wet Shopping Day

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:31:01 GMT

Momma and Beth come back from a whole day of emergency room overdose treatment, medication adjustment, and a little shopping in the rain. An episode of my Rednecks On Parade series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : E.R., Emergency, Room, Texas, east, family, marquisdejolie, overdosing, piney, rain, raining, redneck, shopping, woods

The Nursing Home Threat Vrs the ADP Boogeyman

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:01:00 GMT

My sister Beth threatens momma with incarceration in "the nursing home" if momma doesn't give Beth the keys to momma's car. Momma counters with the local Adult Protective Services boogeyman, Rodney King. I shoot the whole thing through my door because I don't like to unlock it after 2 a.m. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : ADP, King, Rodney, addict, addiction, boogeyman, dysfunction, elderly, family, home, marquisdejolie, nursing, redneck

Another Night In Addict Paradise

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:22:00 GMT

My sister Beth and my momma Joyce argue over the Xanax. Again. Forever. Notice at 1:17 where Beth wants to go with the 25 Xanax....to "the casino", a 40-minute drive in the middle of the night to Shreveport's gambling boats. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : abuse, addict, addiction, argument, drug, dysfunction, elderly, family, fiends, marquisdejolie, paradise, redneck, xanax

Momma's New Son Tryouts

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:06:01 GMT

Momma auditions neighbor Terry for a position opening up soon in her family. He thinks the job requires disposing of the previous job holder (me) first. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Texas, cemetery, dispose, east, family, marquisdejolie, new, piney, redneck, son, tryouts, woods

Twisted Amenities

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:11:01 GMT

In my sister's twisted mind, anything she buys for herself to wear or eat is an "amenity" to us since she didn't force us to pay for it. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, addict, addiction, amenities, dysfunctional, east, family, marquisdejolie, mind, piney, redneck, twisted, woods

The Delusional Yard Sale

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:09:00 GMT

Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again, this time with nothing to sell. That's redneck optimism! Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, crazier, crazy, delusional, delusions, dumb, dumber, dumbest, dysfunctional, east, family, garage, hitch, marquisdejolie, piney, redneck, sale, woods, yard

Rebuttal

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:41:00 GMT

Beth rebutts. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : @marquisdejolie, Bethzilla, Texas, TwitVid, crazy, dysfunctional, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, redneck, woods

Shrill

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:59:01 GMT

If you listen REAL careful, you'll hear the shrill call of the piney woods Mommagimmeedoforme Bird. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, bird, blood, call, dysfunctional, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, pressure, redneck, shrill, woods

Bluster

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:49:01 GMT

Before the new fridge came, Beth managed the old one like she manages everything, through uninformed declaration and proclamation. "It works fine. Spoiled food won't hurt you. Cheese is supposed to be brown. What, me worry?" A flash from the past. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, dysfunctional, east, family, flash, fridge, marquisdejolie, piney, redneck, reefer, refrigeration, refrigerator, woods

Beth Outs Momma

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:45:00 GMT

Beth tries to blackmail momma into giving up some recreational drugs by calling momma's best friend, Churchlady Irene, and spilling the family beans about momma's Xanax addiction. An episode of my Refrigerator Top series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Texas, addiction, addicts, blackmail, drug, dysfunctional, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, redneck, woods

It Just Won't Stop Raining Here

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:44:04 GMT

Nine days in a row of constant rain. I feel like we're going to wash away here in the piney woods of east Texas. For sure my evil sister's car is. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Texas, east, family, marquisdejolie, piney, rain, raining, weather, woods

Itchy Spot

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:25:00 GMT

A song about critters large and small in the piney woods of east Texas. Written and performed by JimmerSD who can be reached at http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmerSD Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, JimmerSD, critters, eastTexas, family, fleas, lice, marquisdejolie, redneck

Perennial Dropout

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:09:02 GMT

My sister Beth can't seem to unravel the mystery of how to get the government school grant money without having to actually go to school. There's always that catch. An episode of my Beth In Crises series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, Marshall, TSTC, aid, dropout, east, family, grants, marquisdejolie, momma, perennial, rednecks, rural, school, series, texas

House Ghost Kicks Bethzilla's Butt

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:38:06 GMT

Our long-time resident house ghost takes matters into his own hands and gives ill-mannered Bethzilla a butt whoopin' in her locked bedroom. An episode in my House of Horrors series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Bethzilla, butt, family, ghost, haunted, house, marquisdejolie, rednecks, series, whooping

Contest For The Car Keys!

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:46:00 GMT

After the daily 4 A.M. "Who Took My Drugs!?" screamfest, my mom and sister settle in for the perpetual Contest For The Car Keys. An episode of my Our Little House of Horrors series. Music courtesy Philly HYPE. See more music from Philly HYPE at http://www.myspace.com/phillyshype Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : carkeys, contest, dysfunctional, east, family, humor, marquisdejolie, rednecks, series, texas

Retardoff

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:24:01 GMT

The question has come up at our little Casa De Daily Hillbilly Horrors: who is more retarded? It's a question that may have no answer. An episode of my Rednecks In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : daily, family, hillbilly, horrors, marquisdejolie, redneck, series, spacemen

Snubbed By Alien Abductors

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:00:03 GMT

Every day I look to the heavens for salvation while my mom and sister make pig-squeeling sounds at each other from wherever they're lying in different parts of the house. An episode in my Hallmarks of Redneckedness series. Music courtesy Jason Shaw at Audionautix.com Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : UFO, UFOs, abduction, alien, family, flying, marquisdejolie, martians, pigs, rednecks, saucers, series, spacemen

Piney Woods Car Math

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:11:00 GMT

The court orders my sister's estranged commonlaw husband to leave a car out in the woods of Waskom for Beth to pick up but she hasn't had a driver's license in years and is having a hard time doing the drive home math. Part of my Beth In Crisis series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : Waskom, commonlaw, court-ordered, family, marquisdejolie, math, rednecks, series

Beth Returns From The Graveyard Where Daddy Is Hiding

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:22:01 GMT

My blackfooted sister went for a walk through the local cemetery where daddy was allegedly buried but my hopes were dashed when she came home again. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.

By marquisdejolie1

Tags : cemetery, family, graveyard, hicks, humor, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, rednecks, spirit, spiritual