Dimitri the Stud Favorite

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I'm like a little lamb... hiding behind her mama. Dimitri is too much of a man for me.

You caught me! Viddler and I are dating... no time for Dimitri.

Yeah. Let Drew call him back and record the response.

So why are you still single if you're such a great catch? Doh!

OMG! I'm sitting here in my room and I can't stop laughing. HAHA!

Haha! Dimitri would not approve of you laughing. It's very passive-aggressive.

I'm picturing Dr. Evil....I was Ritually placed in a burlap sack and beaten....and my Testicles shaven....quite common......Lasers Tied to Their Fricken heads.

"My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet."

There is a catch to me though...I'm a narcissistic, anti-anxity, Obcessive Compulsive Control Freak who just so happens to be Greek

Office Space's Lumberger.."Yaeh Ummm I'm Gonna Need You To Go Ahead and call me back by 3PM tomorrow, K?"

"believe it or not i am a complete catch" ... was this guy like this when you met him?

gah, michelle, what's your issue? He's got nothin' wrong with him, other than bein totally creepy and desperate!

...i've been sitting here this whole time, trying to think of something to say, but i got nothing. wow, this guy... just wow.

did he say his greek? Well i'm half greek and that has never helped me

Dimitri's rules of dating:

1. Give deadlines. Chicks like to know that you're a limited time offer, like the McRib.

2. Even if you're super busy writing scripts and getting approached by 7 women a day, call a second time. It lets them know that even though ladies are throwing themselves at you, you're not afraid to beg for a date.

3. If they haven't called back, it's because their friends are jealous and won't let them. But they really want to.

4. Find a subtle way to ask if they were abused as a child, or if their mom is on chemo. Those chicks cry a lot; stay far away.

5. Sound creepy. Makes you seem mysterious, like you might cut off their hands and bury them alive.

6. Repeat this to yourself, "I'm a catch. I'm a catch. I'm a catch. And I'm great in bed."

1.b Demand Deadlines
2.c Approach as if you are a 'stalker'
3.d Insult your prey's friends
4.g Lie
5. "Let The Romance Begin"
6. Refer to you Prey as an "Independent Woman" and use as many cliche phrases as you can
7. When leaving a second message, tell them how you play the game, even though you don't play games
8. Threaten your prey
9. Lie
10. Refer to #9 and 4.g
11.Give Deadlines
12. Did I say Insult your desired prey?
13. Insult your Prey's Mother
14. Remind Dimitri that you handed him a Business Card
15. K Bye

Hopefully its not at one of Those soon to be defunct Starbucks, the memories will fade forever

Was that Call waiting I heard, must have been his Direct Mother

hmmm, as if you couldn't remember hius first call....he reminds you he is 'From The Street"...does he have an address or does he use generalizations all of the time?

Passive aggressive personality disorder is not a real thing.

thanks for that i was about to go google it. ha.

I believe its a write in Diagnosis on the DSM II 2009 edition (Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder AKA PARD) as coined by Dr. Dimitri

PS: I've watched this several times and it's still hilarious. I need do a sketch as Dimitri.

I want in on the sketch parody, don't leave me out. I can be the caller

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

In a perfect world this guy would use digg and end up here to watch himself be humiliated.

look if you're not gonna call him, pass his number on to a real psychologically normal girl like me.

psst. don't mention Xanax.

Doesn't this sound like Spenny from Kenny vs. Spenny?

He didn't. She took this file that's been around the Internet the past few days, edited out the part where he says "Hi Olga" and made this video as if it happened to her. Kind of sketchy, in my opinion, but I guess that's one way to get views.

Oh, still good because I've never heard it. Haha.

Completely single. Not like half single. Or, 20% single.

"Your mother has cancer so YOU'RE going to Chemo..." Aaaah what?

Yeah mmmmm like when you are done taking your mom to her Chemo appointment, call me cause I know you want me

"You are extremely elegant" - that's a new/good one. Would have worked on me if I was a chick. I should remember it if I ever - God forbid - date again. (-;

Wow I need to start calling girls elegant so I can approached by women 7 times a day

Slow down cowboy. Don't do anything you'll regret.

I mean this in the best possible way, sometimes you look like a very cute Muppet when you look directly into the camera. ;-)

This dude is shot! I heard this on Z100 the other day...can someone really be that dumb!?

Wow! I'm sitting at the office and I almost fell out of my chair!

Did he like totally change his mind on the whole thing?

OMG I LOVE YOU FOR DOING THIS. I was seriously considering making a similar viddler, but you beat me to it lol. I heard this when I was in TX and I practically died. Amazing. Great job, dude!

This might work on a girl with absolutely no self-esteem. I mean nada.

At this point I have fell out of my chair due to laughing so hard!

oh my god michelle...this is fucking hysterical

I now have an ocular headache and a sore neck from rolling my eyes and shaking my head so much.

Oh my,this can't be real...Ha! This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! What a weird guy. Is this what you ladies have to put up with? Good grief!

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