Dimitri the Stud Favorite

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leggyblonde

leggyblonde (1:57)

1 year ago 0 + -

I'm like a little lamb... hiding behind her mama. Dimitri is too much of a man for me.

leggyblonde

leggyblonde (4:15)

1 year ago 0 + -

You caught me! Viddler and I are dating... no time for Dimitri.

edwinv

edwinv (4:59)

1 year ago 0 + -

Yeah. Let Drew call him back and record the response.

edwinv

edwinv (3:18)

1 year ago +1 + -

So why are you still single if you're such a great catch? Doh!

edwinv

edwinv (4:01)

1 year ago +3 + -
edwinv

edwinv (4:59)

1 year ago +1 + -

OMG! I'm sitting here in my room and I can't stop laughing. HAHA!

leggyblonde

leggyblonde (4:59)

1 year ago 0 + -

Haha! Dimitri would not approve of you laughing. It's very passive-aggressive.

drewmgriffin

drewmgri...

1 year ago +1 + -

I'm picturing Dr. Evil....I was Ritually placed in a burlap sack and beaten....and my Testicles shaven....quite common......Lasers Tied to Their Fricken heads.

bbautista

bbautista

1 year ago +1 + -

"My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet."

drewmgriffin

drewmgri... (3:18)

1 year ago +2 + -

There is a catch to me though...I'm a narcissistic, anti-anxity, Obcessive Compulsive Control Freak who just so happens to be Greek

drewmgriffin

drewmgri... (3:35)

1 year ago +1 + -

Office Space's Lumberger.."Yaeh Ummm I'm Gonna Need You To Go Ahead and call me back by 3PM tomorrow, K?"

sandieman

sandieman (3:21)

1 year ago +2 + -

"believe it or not i am a complete catch" ... was this guy like this when you met him?

sashanicole

sashanicole (4:19)

1 year ago 0 + -

gah, michelle, what's your issue? He's got nothin' wrong with him, other than bein totally creepy and desperate!

ecc1977

ecc1977 (4:54)

1 year ago 0 + -

...i've been sitting here this whole time, trying to think of something to say, but i got nothing. wow, this guy... just wow.

ce1estia1

ce1estia1

1 year ago 0 + -

did he say his greek? Well i'm half greek and that has never helped me

bbautista

bbautista

1 year ago +2 + -

Dimitri's rules of dating:

1. Give deadlines. Chicks like to know that you're a limited time offer, like the McRib.

2. Even if you're super busy writing scripts and getting approached by 7 women a day, call a second time. It lets them know that even though ladies are throwing themselves at you, you're not afraid to beg for a date.

3. If they haven't called back, it's because their friends are jealous and won't let them. But they really want to.

4. Find a subtle way to ask if they were abused as a child, or if their mom is on chemo. Those chicks cry a lot; stay far away.

5. Sound creepy. Makes you seem mysterious, like you might cut off their hands and bury them alive.

6. Repeat this to yourself, "I'm a catch. I'm a catch. I'm a catch. And I'm great in bed."

drewmgriffin

drewmgri...

1 year ago +2 + -

1.b Demand Deadlines
2.c Approach as if you are a 'stalker'
3.d Insult your prey's friends
4.g Lie
5. "Let The Romance Begin"
6. Refer to you Prey as an "Independent Woman" and use as many cliche phrases as you can
7. When leaving a second message, tell them how you play the game, even though you don't play games
8. Threaten your prey
9. Lie
10. Refer to #9 and 4.g
11.Give Deadlines
12. Did I say Insult your desired prey?
13. Insult your Prey's Mother
14. Remind Dimitri that you handed him a Business Card
15. K Bye

drewmgriffin

drewmgri... (1:35)

1 year ago +1 + -

Hopefully its not at one of Those soon to be defunct Starbucks, the memories will fade forever

drewmgriffin

drewmgri... (2:12)

1 year ago 0 + -

Was that Call waiting I heard, must have been his Direct Mother

drewmgriffin

drewmgri... (2:24)

1 year ago 0 + -

hmmm, as if you couldn't remember hius first call....he reminds you he is 'From The Street"...does he have an address or does he use generalizations all of the time?

brandice

brandice (4:35)

1 year ago +1 + -

Passive aggressive personality disorder is not a real thing.

joshftv

joshftv (4:35)

1 year ago 0 + -

thanks for that i was about to go google it. ha.

drewmgriffin

drewmgri... (4:35)

1 year ago 0 + -

I believe its a write in Diagnosis on the DSM II 2009 edition (Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder AKA PARD) as coined by Dr. Dimitri

bbautista

bbautista

1 year ago 0 + -

PS: I've watched this several times and it's still hilarious. I need do a sketch as Dimitri.

drewmgriffin

drewmgri...

1 year ago 0 + -

I want in on the sketch parody, don't leave me out. I can be the caller

ChrisRicca

ChrisRicca (0:27)

1 year ago +1 + -

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

lisamac

lisamac

1 year ago 0 + -

In a perfect world this guy would use digg and end up here to watch himself be humiliated.

MostlyLisa

MostlyLisa

1 year ago 0 + -

look if you're not gonna call him, pass his number on to a real psychologically normal girl like me.

psst. don't mention Xanax.

cdevroe

cdevroe (1:49)

1 year ago 0 + -

Doesn't this sound like Spenny from Kenny vs. Spenny?

masto

masto (2:46)

1 year ago 0 + -

He didn't. She took this file that's been around the Internet the past few days, edited out the part where he says "Hi Olga" and made this video as if it happened to her. Kind of sketchy, in my opinion, but I guess that's one way to get views.

cdevroe

cdevroe (2:46)

1 year ago 0 + -

Oh, still good because I've never heard it. Haha.

cdevroe

cdevroe (3:10)

1 year ago 0 + -

Completely single. Not like half single. Or, 20% single.

cdevroe

cdevroe (4:03)

1 year ago 0 + -

"Your mother has cancer so YOU'RE going to Chemo..." Aaaah what?

drewmgriffin

drewmgri...

1 year ago 0 + -

Yeah mmmmm like when you are done taking your mom to her Chemo appointment, call me cause I know you want me

ponzu

ponzu (0:54)

1 year ago 0 + -

"You are extremely elegant" - that's a new/good one. Would have worked on me if I was a chick. I should remember it if I ever - God forbid - date again. (-;

TeeGee

TeeGee (2:33)

1 year ago 0 + -

Wow I need to start calling girls elegant so I can approached by women 7 times a day

TeeGee

TeeGee (3:45)

1 year ago 0 + -

Slow down cowboy. Don't do anything you'll regret.

augiedoggie

augiedoggie

1 year ago 0 + -

I mean this in the best possible way, sometimes you look like a very cute Muppet when you look directly into the camera. ;-)

topicm

topicm (4:54)

1 year ago 0 + -

This dude is shot! I heard this on Z100 the other day...can someone really be that dumb!?

iellie

iellie (1:26)

1 year ago 0 + -

Wow! I'm sitting at the office and I almost fell out of my chair!

BigFreaky

BigFreaky (4:53)

1 year ago 0 + -

Did he like totally change his mind on the whole thing?

amandolinb

amandolinb

1 year ago 0 + -

OMG I LOVE YOU FOR DOING THIS. I was seriously considering making a similar viddler, but you beat me to it lol. I heard this when I was in TX and I practically died. Amazing. Great job, dude!

csuspect

csuspect (0:12)

11 months ago 0 + -

This might work on a girl with absolutely no self-esteem. I mean nada.

jacobburke

jacobburke (4:11)

11 months ago 0 + -

At this point I have fell out of my chair due to laughing so hard!

kristenq

kristenq

11 months ago 0 + -

oh my god michelle...this is fucking hysterical

blipfish

blipfish

11 months ago 0 + -

I now have an ocular headache and a sore neck from rolling my eyes and shaking my head so much.

DeanBrandon

DeanBrandon

10 months ago 0 + -

Oh my,this can't be real...Ha! This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! What a weird guy. Is this what you ladies have to put up with? Good grief!

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