Viddler

Are you going to make some Apps, Get it!!

"you want to surf the internet with me" classic.

Sunglasses make you look important? Thank you for the info. I will now wear my sunglasses. Even at night.

Steve Jobs walks into a bar? Omg this can't be good

You are passing out a lot these days. I think you need to lay off the junior mints just a smidge.

That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

You are the internet

Steve Jobes hahahah

Omg you can actually juggle

I say, she didn't have her Junior Mint fix today.

Of course he's funny. We love his quirky keynotes!

"Ew"; just was I was thinking. Poor poor jokes.

YouToob. Oh! I think I'm on that too. Do I get the job?

And office stationary for that matter! ROCK!

Your digital camera has a mic attached to it? Cool.

I just pictured Justine getting ran down by a skateboarder, grinding that wall. Ouch.

Finally admitted it.

I bet Jusitne's thinking that's not the only thing big he has

What?! Web based apps aren't good enough for ya?

Justine's going anemic again

everything iJustine does is a genre that hasn't been tapped into

What's wrong with mexicans? :S

Now you're on the Internet, I thought you WERE the Internet.

E P I C O F A L L E P I C F A I L S !

Moral: Nobody cares about Steve Jobs as much as Justine.

Can a dollar buy anything these days?

I love that your story has already changed multiple times at this point :)

Saying that you've been camping outside was probably your first mistake.