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Entertainment, Sports, Rants

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:29:01 GMT

PopRants Joe introduces the newest channel in the Rants family...PopRants. PopRants is a channel dedicated to Rants on entertainment, sports, technology, and more. Check it out. Subscribe!

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The BCS Sucks

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:53:01 GMT

National Fruit Cake Day Joe is in the Christmas spirit...that is until the Grinch (aka fruit cake and the BCS) ruin everything.

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I Did It All For The Cookie

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:45:01 GMT

National Cookie Day Nathan Wallace is ready to bring it! If you love cookies and rap/metal parodies, this is the video for you.

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Fritters can get you laid...or killed

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:43:01 GMT

Fritters are so delicious...and they're great at hiding all kinds of things.

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Howie Mandel Sucks

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:42:04 GMT

National Pie Day Just because it is National Pie Day, not every pie should be celebrated. On top of that, we will not be celebrating any National Howie Mandel Day any time soon.

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Tags : actors, canadians, comedy, day, dessert, food, howie, mandel, national, perverts, pie, rants, shatner, william

Queen Loves Pie

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:38:02 GMT

National Bavarian Cream Pie Day Yeah, it's a little late, but there's always room for Bavarian Cream Pie, Queen, and Thanksgiving.

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The Best French Impersonation Ever.

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:39:01 GMT

Today is National French Toast Day and Eric isn't to happy about it, so he declares it Eggy Bread Day instead. Then shows the world his amazing French impersonation, if thats what it can be called.

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I Hate Cancer!

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:18:05 GMT

National Cake Day What a glorious, wonderful day! I love cake so much. But I hate cancer. In fact, I hate cancer more than I love cake. And that is saying something.

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You can shove your fancy parfaits where the sun don't shine

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:40:03 GMT

parfait barfait! things are getting too fancy for me.

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Pulp Infested OJ = Fail

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:29:00 GMT

Today is not National Orange Juice Day. Jay is just that mad about extra pulp OJ. And if you drink your orange juice with extra pulp, you have just been put on notice.

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Gingerbread Makes Me Cry

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:09:01 GMT

National Gingerbread Day Boy, is this a sad day for Eric. Don't mind the tears, just watch the video.

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Oompa Loompa Song

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:28:02 GMT

National Peanut Butter Fudge Day I can think of no better way to celebrate this holiday than to sing an Oompa Loompa Song. Well, I guess you could actually eat it. No...singing is the right answer.

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Barack Obama Hates Pop

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:48:03 GMT

National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day If you want to learn what you should be saying when referring to a carbonated beverage with caffeine, then watch this video. Joe is going to teach you through a one-act play starring Barack Obama the correct way.

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Tags : act, barack, bennett, beverage, britain, caffeine, carbonated, coke, comedy, food, joe, national, obama, one, play, pop, president, rants, soda, with

A Vegan Love Song

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:44:03 GMT

This month we get to quit killing animals...let's sing about it!

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Tags : animals, diet, month, morning, national, song, star, tofu, vegan, veganism

Yo Momma Loves Baklava

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:52:02 GMT

National Baklava Day Thank you Turkey (the country, not the food) for this delicious treat. Jay is especially grateful because for once he actually enjoys the food of the day.

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Tags : Baklava, Day, Empire, Jerry, Momma, National, Ottoman, Pope, Springer, Turkey, Yo, baklava, comedy, dessert, food, jokes, rants, war, weapons

Bambi Loves Harley-Davidsons, Quick Reflexes and Pickles

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:41:02 GMT

Eric tells us all about the pickle him and Doug get into on National Pickle Day. I guarantee it the only story you hear today that involves Bambi, tattooed biker men, moving in with your parents and a car crash. Just watch and you'll find out more!

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Tags : Bambi, Day, Food, National, Pickle, Pickles, Rants, car, crash, davidson, harley, home, moving, parents, tattoos, towing, vehicle

Pudding and Sex

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:44:51 GMT

National Indian Pudding Day Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a little confused about what National Indian Pudding Day is all about. For the record, it has nothing to do with sex.

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Tags : americans, comedy, day, food, indian, indians, national, native, pilgrims, pudding, rants, sex, thanksgiving

Ninja Turtle Dance Party

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:44:20 GMT

National Pizza With Everything On It (Except Anchovies) Day Should you eat pizza with anchovies or not? Who better to answer that question that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right? Not so fast...there is some controversy. But at least there is dancing.

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Tags : Anchovies, Bennett, Day, Everything, Except, It, Joe, Mutant, National, Ninja, On, Pizza, TMNT, Teenage, Turtles, With, cartoons, comedy, controversy, dance, food, ninjas, party, pizzas, rants

Worst Rap Ever.

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:50:15 GMT

National Vanilla Cupcake Day You are about to witness the worst, whitest rap parody of another white rapper...ever. Jay has a gift.

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Tags : Cupcake, Day, Ice, National, Vanilla, boy, comedy, cupackes, cupcake, food, rants, rap, rapper, vanilla, white, whitest, worst

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:35:01 GMT

Eric loves peanut butter and apparently dancing. Watch him celebrate national peanut butter lovers day and you may just learn a little bit about its history.

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Tags : Jif, Pan, Peanut, Peter, Skippy, butter, comedy, food, history, jelly, of, peanut, rants, time