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Barack Obama Hates Pop

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:48:03 GMT

National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day If you want to learn what you should be saying when referring to a carbonated beverage with caffeine, then watch this video. Joe is going to teach you through a one-act play starring Barack Obama the correct way.

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Tags : act, barack, bennett, beverage, britain, caffeine, carbonated, coke, comedy, food, joe, national, obama, one, play, pop, president, rants, soda, with

Ninja Turtle Dance Party

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:44:20 GMT

National Pizza With Everything On It (Except Anchovies) Day Should you eat pizza with anchovies or not? Who better to answer that question that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right? Not so fast...there is some controversy. But at least there is dancing.

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Tags : Anchovies, Bennett, Day, Everything, Except, It, Joe, Mutant, National, Ninja, On, Pizza, TMNT, Teenage, Turtles, With, cartoons, comedy, controversy, dance, food, ninjas, party, pizzas, rants

Cappuccino = Lifting a Thousand Oprahs

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:00:04 GMT

National Cappuccino Day It's probably not a good idea to give Joe caffeine past 8:00 PM. But since it's National Cappuccino Day, he thought it would be OK. It's not. Now he is wired and feels as if he could lift a thousand Oprahs.

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Tags : Bennett, Cappuccino, Day, Joe, National, Oprah, Tiger, Tony, caffeine, cappuccinos, coffee, comedy, decaf, drink, food, pranks, rants, the, trick

Election Results: Krispy Kreme Wins

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:02:03 GMT

National Doughnut Day It is the biggest decision that you as an American will make in your lifetime: Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts. And no...Tim Horton's doesn't count, you Canadians.

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Tags : Bennett, Canadians, Day, Donuts, Doughnut, Dunkin, Joe, Kreme, Krispy, National, comedy, donuts, doughnuts, election, food, hockey, rants, results

Election Results: Krispy Kreme Wins

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:11:03 GMT

National Doughnut Day It is the biggest decision that you as an American will make in your lifetime: Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts. And no...Tim Horton's doesn't count, you Canadians.

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Tags : Bennett, Day, Donuts, Doughnut, Dunkin, Joe, Kreme, Krispy, National, comedy, donuts, doughnuts, election, food, rants, results

Oatmeal and Saved By the Bell!

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:07:07 GMT

Joe is under the weather. He feels terrible, but there are some good things - oatmeal and Saved By the Bell. Good times. Unfortunately for Andrea, life is not so fun with a miserable Joe.

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Tags : 29, Bell, Bennett, By, Day, Joe, Morris, National, Oatmeal, October, Saved, Zack, chicken, comedy, con, food, noodle, oatmeal, rants, soup, the, trick

National Nut Day

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:48:02 GMT

Today is National Nut Day! In honor of that day, Joe has decided we need to go nuts on three things. These things must be stopped...or else.

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Tags : Americas, Banks, Bennett, Bread, Joe, Model, Next, Panera, Top, Tyra, brownies, comedy, cookies, food, nut, nuts, rants, sandwiches

New York vs. Chicago Style Pizza

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:15:02 GMT

The battle for pizza supremacy rages on and you must decide which side you are on. So respected 'journalist' Joe Bennett is ready to help in the form of a limerick.

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Tags : Backstreet, Bennett, Boys, Chicago, Durst, Fred, Joe, New, Rocky, York, comedy, crispy, deep, dish, food, pizza, rants, style, thin, toppings, war

National Fluffernutter Day

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:22:02 GMT

My friends, it is time to get serious about this economy. We need change and we need hope. You surely don't want to be eating Fluffernutter sandwiches forever...no matter how tasty they might be. You betcha!

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Tags : Barack, Bennett, Biden, Joe, John, McCain, Obama, Palin, Sarah, butter, comedy, cream, crisis, economy, fix, fluff, fluffernutter, food, marshmallow, parody, peanut, rants, sandwich

World Vegetarian Day

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:06:07 GMT

Today is World Vegetarian Day and Joe is a carnivore. But in honor of this day and the hippies who celebrate it, Joe is going to give up meat and record his journey. What's the over/under on how long he lasts?

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Tags : Bennett, Day, Joe, Vegetarian, World, awareness, beef, chicken, comedy, diet, experiment, food, pork, rants, tribute, vegetables, vegetarian, vegetarians

National Apple Dumpling Day

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:27:00 GMT

Joe knows there is a conspiracy behind National Apple Dumpling Day. And he is determined to clue you in on it...no matter how crazy it seems.

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Tags : Bennett, Joe, apple, apples, comedy, conspiracy, dentists, dumplings, food, mainstream, media, rants

Food Rants Wants You!

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:54:05 GMT

Joe has got a very special announcement to make (no, he is not running for President). He wants you to send in your Food Rants. And if it is good enough, we will feature it on our site. Here's how to do it: 1. Go to www.food-rants.com. 2. Watch some videos. 3. Check out the blogroll. Click on 'Food Holiday Guide.' 4. Pick out a food that you want to rant about that is coming up on the Food Holiday Guide. 5. Make your 1:00-1:30 funny, entertaining Food Rant video. 6. Send it to us at foodrants@gmail.com or post it as a video response to one of our Food Rant videos on YouTube. 7. Dance. (Step 7 is optional.)

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Tags : Bennett, Joe, YouTube, comedy, contest, food, rants, videos

National TV Dinner Day

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:55:00 GMT

Today is National TV Dinner Day. And even though Joe has never had a TV Dinner that doesn't mean he isn't qualified to judge it. And there's a whole Kate Hudson segment in there too. It's pretty weird.

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Tags : Bennett, Girl, Gossip, Hudson, Joe, Kate, Mexico, New, TV, bowling, comedy, dinner, food, judge

National Welsh Rarebit Day

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:32:04 GMT

Happy National Welsh Rarebit Day! What's that? What is Welsh Rarebit? Thank goodness you are here. Well, the British are funny and they mispronounce words...so find out what it really is.

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Tags : Bennett, British, Joe, Welsh, comedy, food, rabbit, rabbits, rarebit