Viddler

Hey everyone! Welcome back to annoying nasal voice, game edition!

NO DON'T PULL THOSE OUT REGULARILY! YOU'LL SCARE THE CHILDREN!

No one besides you has ever played this game, so no need to ask us.

The white dream? Wet Dream? What did you just say there!?

Hint: they're not giving a good rating to this LP

SPOILERS: stop trying to trick us you !@#

Weird and not at all obvious, NOT AT ALL

I'M SO CONFUSED, TELL ME MORE

How can you talk that way and expect us to watch?

Thank you, we didn't recognize them the first 10 hours of the game

I'm gonna tell you a story about thsi LP, it sucks.

If you can extend your breath a little longer, you'll be just like cornshaq!

This is more like a power nap than a power trip.

Speaking of bad ideas, HOW BOUT THEM LPs!?

I understood. What's wrong with you?

No, thank you! For wasting all our time.

No, you're imagining things... Valentina? Up to something? You're just paranoid.

This is so awesome, AWESOME AWESOME awesome! YEAH! *no*

I will never be able to figure this stuff out on my own.

Your thick nasally voice, covering my ears in pain!

Have you ever played this before?

Boy, you sure are letting us have it, how am I going to survive the next hour of this holy shit.

LPs for the blind, not presented in brail vision.

They're not the only thing in this video that's annoying.

Cool, let's sing out of tune, I love that.

AGAIN: LPs for the blind.

My ass could churn out better LPs than this.

hey look! white guys!

OMG that is racist!

Black screen, whoo!

why would you give a stranger a key, you sick...

I hope you were touched inappropriately as a toddler!

have you ever looked up the princess's skirt?

hey look, it's a pot! you forgot to mention that!

Hey, shove mario up your ass and whistle row row row your boat.

This LP is not mantacular!

SPECTACULAR!

I need to rest in my bed after this.

which is fatter, you or the turtle?

My vote goes to you being fatter than the turtle.

did you just say deuche deuche voom?

whoop, there goes my attention span!

spoilers: there's something in the egg

Even Ganondorf wouldn't watch this LP!

it affects the flavor, actually

Quit making snappy remarks about my pimples you limp dick!

Hello!

Females will never be on your lap.

Let's navigate... the game the LP

our version of Mario 2 is the only legitimate version of Mario 2... the Japanese one is fake fake fake fake fake

You're a fucking peckerhead, you know that?

SPOILERS: block things!

Great, more LP idol styled singing.

I counted 27

Watering plants must be a pro hobby of yours.

Mario is actually daydreaming.

Loving the LPs for the blind, you make blind children happy.

Great, you failed to mention the key, how are the blind kids gonna know what's up holmes?

Seriously, go touch yourself and die.

cockbag

seriously, you're a whore

it's like whiskey

And so I continue my LPs for the blind!

lazy shells won't fix lazy LPers

+1 for not making shitty DC references.

sky!

Meet the fockers instead.

but not for weapons, apparently

How are we supposed to enjoy this if we are blind here?

travesty

Written on the back of what, a bathroom stall?

The town is actually sad that you came back.

And we are moving hoo boy and this is riveting hooray.

Him? GARDENER?!?!?! How did you find that out?

where did you get those?

Please don't run any more... in fact stop and drop dead from eating too many burgers

You should never give your seed to anyone.

It's the scent.

LPs for the deaf! Wait... no that's not it. I'd rather be deaf with your humming though.

No you didn't. I saw otherwise.

You're back!? FUCK!

It's a long PAINFUL FLUCTUATING audio...

SPOILERS: he then gives it fertilizer.

climb it! CLIMB IT NOW OR DIE

he looks calm to me

How about, you explain it, and do it off screen? Just a thought

It's not a maze unless you don't know how to do it assbag.

Great, more humming....

weeeeeeeeeeee

Better idea, why didn't you get that the first time idiot?

Over the shoulder boulder holder

Well jiggle my junk and call me jerry

the power of healing cannot fix this vid

This is worse than urinating in public

This vid is fecal matter.

blue thing has a name, you know... I'm sure it's offended

Your mother is a goat.

Your father is a ham.

oh, that's what that was

Your dog is a banana

Your cat is yogurt

because you touch yourself at night

and your dead pidgeon is a nuclear isotope!

you don't understand a lot of things

I think I'd have more fun using tweesers to pull out my pubes.

carefully BLAH BLAH BLAH

what if he didn't want to come back?

stop being such a toddler toucher

This vid needs to be over, like... an hour ago

whatcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk, in yo trunk

I thought they were chewing bubble gum. Grey bubble gum.

you were a coathanger abortion werent you?

Nah, now he's sleeping.

This video is unbeatable... wait... no it's not.

Let's play menus... FOR THE BLIND!

How did this seriously take twenty minutes?

how did you manage to make this battle take so long?

Making a sandwich out of thumbtacks and eating it is more fun than this.

yay for cheesy playthrough

Don't eat yourself kid, you may think you're tasty but you're already fat enough as is.

Monster's FP is gone means you've been here too long.

And here we see the majestic BLAH BLAH BLAH

my life's been harder since this video started

Water deprivation... this video is entertainment deprevation.

it's getting harder and harder on this end

Wow, we never would have known.

I don't think their FP goes away more than once.

Why aren't you mentioning the beautiful wallpaper!?

this video is not needed either but you're not complaining about that

Oh my god... i.... I survived! But the sad news is... i may be blinded by boredom!

I still see a door there.

NO WAY HOW WILL YOU EVER PULL THAT TRICK OFF?????????

yet the video will be as drudgingly long as this, right? if not, don't bother

...this was ALL post commentary?????? ...holy...