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Beema News - December 02, 2008

MyBeema — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:13:00 GMT

This week's Beema News covers stories about Ann Coulter, The Dalai Lama and his views on sex, viagra and reindeer droppings - 'tis the season and all.

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Tags : ann, beema, coulter, dalai, dropping, lama, ornaments, pfizer, reindeer, sex, viagra

Beema News - November 24, 2008

MyBeema — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:01:01 GMT

Beema's Sims Brotha anchors this week's news summary which includes about the Scientology Swordsman, Tom Cruise, Steven Soderbergh, pornstar Sasha Grey, Prince William and his pecker.

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Tags : beema, cruise, grey, prince, sasha, scientology, soderbergh, steven, swordsman, tom, william

Beema News - November 10, 2008

MyBeema — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:03:01 GMT

Bill Clinton is back to host Beema News which wraps up last week's historic election with some humorous analysis and dispelled rumors.

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Tags : barack, beema, bill, bush, clinton, george, john, mccain, obama, palin, sarah

Beema News - October 27, 2008

MyBeema — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:51:07 GMT

President Clinton hosts this week's Beema News Summary as we come down to the final days of the never-ending 2008 Presidential Election.

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Tags : barack, beema, bill, clinton, david, eliot, hillary, john, mccain, obama, prostitution, spitzer, vitter

Beema News - October 13, 2008

MyBeema — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:57:01 GMT

Beema's own Jason anchor this week's News Summary with politics and the market dominating as you might guess.

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Tags : aig, bailout, barack, beema, bush, george, hurricane, john, katrina, mccain, obama

Beema News - October 6, 2008

MyBeema — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:52:01 GMT

Aslan from Narnia comes in to anchor this week's News Summary because it is just all so surreal anyway. Aslan covers the Bailout Bill, the Stock Market, Britney Spears and her panties, the Vice Presidential Debate, OJ Simpson and the Curse of the Billy Goat. Enjoy.

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Tags : bailout, beema, billy, britney, cubs, curse, debate, goat, market, oj, president, simpson, spears, stock, vice

Ronald Reagan on the Bailout

MyBeema — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:36:04 GMT

Good old Ronald Reagan injects some optimism into a situation where precious few could find any. No wonder the GOP longs for the days of old.

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Tags : bailout, beema, boehner, congress, john, reagan, ronald, street, wall

Flatulence Fiasco

MyBeema — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:38:04 GMT

Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction. Here is the link to the article about this arrest to show we can't make this stuff up ourself.

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10556987?nclick_check=1

By MyBeema

Tags : arrest, beema, fart, police

Beema News - September 22, 2008

MyBeema — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:50:01 GMT

This week's news summary addresses the Palin email scandal, Wall Street's pathetic performance, Woody Allen's views on the election and the new Britney Spears album. Beema Spores Creature My Bee is this week's host.

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Tags : allen, barack, beema, britney, obama, palin, sarah, spears, street, survivor, wall, woody

Beema News - September 15, 2008

MyBeema — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:09:00 GMT

President Bush anchors Beema's News Program and covers topics ranging from Lehman Brothers and Hurricane Ike to Lindsey Lohan and McCain on The View. Of course it wouldn't be Washington news without a sex scandal thrown in for good measure.

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Tags : anderson, beema, bush, george, john, lindsey, lohan, mccain, palin, pamela, sarah, scandal, sex

Barack Obama & Lipstick-Gate

MyBeema — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:43:01 GMT

Barack Obama enlists Bill Clinton, George Bush, Matt Damon and Kanye West to rebut and deflect the ?lipstick issue?.

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Tags : barack, beema, bush, damon, george, kanye, matt, obama, west

Beema News - September 8, 2008

MyBeema — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:29:00 GMT

Today Albert Einstein anchors Beema's News program which looks at some of the recent scientific studies relevant to your world.

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Tags : albert, beema, diet, einstein, mcdonalds, obesity, valium

Beema News - September 5, 2008

MyBeema — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:30:03 GMT

Ronald Reagan joins the Beema team to anchor the RNC wrap-up, supplemental report in place of the usual News of the Weird program. The Gipper summarizes the entire Convention as only the Great Communicator can.

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Tags : beema, bristol, bush, clinton, edwards, goerge, john, johnston, levi, mccain, palin, reagan, rnc, ronald, sarah

Beema News - September 3, 2008

MyBeema — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:44:01 GMT

Today good old George W. Bush anchors Beema News program since he isn't wanted in St. Paul and isn't going to do anything in New Orleans. Today he covers topics ranging from Michael Jackson to Lindsay Lohan and Steve Jobs to David Duchovny.

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Tags : beema, bush, david, duchovny, george, gustav, jackson, jobs, lindsay, lohan, michael, rnc, steve

Beema News - September 1, 2008

MyBeema — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:42:00 GMT

Beema's Week in Review hosted by Abe Lincoln. It seemed appropriate to have the Father of the Republican Party host on the week of the Republican convention. Topics include Sarah Palin and her pregnant daughter, Real World's Kevin Powell, Bill and Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and more.

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Tags : beema, clinton, craig, gop, kevin, larry, palin, powell, real, rnc, sarah, the, world

Beema News of the Weird - August 29, 2008

MyBeema — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:28:02 GMT

Beema?s News of the Weird including stories involving, voting dogs, a shafted President Clinton, a bitter Hillary Clinton and sex scandals ranging from John Edwards to Plastic Surgeons.

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Tags : beema, clinton, dog, hillary, president, scandal, sex, voting

Beema News - August 25, 2008

MyBeema — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:38:02 GMT

Beema's Week in Review hosted by Vid Muircastle a Second Life Avatar that has used Beema's service to break into our First Life world. Topics include: Olympics, Chinese Dissidents, Michael Phelps, Frosted Flakes, Chinese Gymnasts, Beer Goggles, Charles Barkley and Toyota.

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Tags : barkley, beema, beer, charles, chinese, dissidents, flakes, frosted, goggles, gymnasts, michael, olympics, phelps, toyota

Beema News of the Weird - August 20, 2008

MyBeema — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:46:01 GMT

Beema's News of the Weird including stories involving, super cows, Yoda the four-eared cat and of course butts and breasts.

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http://www.beema.com
http://beema.wordpress.com/
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Tags : barry, beema, bonds, breasts, butts, cat, cow, fcc, super, yoda

Beema News - August 18, 2008

MyBeema — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:39:04 GMT

Beema's week in review hosted this week by Orson Welles. Topics include Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Heather Mills, Michael Phelps, Flava Flav, Mark Spitz, Contraceptive Pill and the President of Chad.

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http://www.beema.com

http://beema.wordpress.com/

http://mybeema.blogspot.com/

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Tags : britney, flav, flava, heather, hilton, lindsey, lohan, mark, michael, mills, nicole, paris, phelps, richie, spears, spitz

George Bush Provides Insight Into Torture Policy

MyBeema — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:52:32 GMT

George Bush provides a little insight into the reasons behind his policy on torture to those that thought his policy on torture ranged somewhere from odd to horrific.

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Tags : beema, bush, cheney, dick, george, torture