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Decided to TRY a LP of this horrid game, and you'll see why its so terrible soon enough. I'll make more if I ever go through another brief phase of momentary insanity again.
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Schildkrote (0:05)
5 months ago 0 + -Key phrase here: TRY. Also this garbage goes on for nearly half an hour. Christ.
Schildkrote (0:22)
5 months ago 0 + -Pretty sure this LP is boring anyway, buddy, so no worries there.
Schildkrote (0:36)
5 months ago 0 + -Riveting.
Schildkrote (0:41)
5 months ago 0 + -Oh, note the EMULATION RESUMED bar at the bottom. We're in for a quality LP here, folks.
Schildkrote (0:51)
5 months ago 0 + -Yes, laugh at your own shitty jokes. God knows nobody else will.
Schildkrote (1:02)
5 months ago 0 + -I'm pretty sure we can see that, Magnafiend, but thanks for assuming we're blind.
Schildkrote (1:17)
5 months ago 0 + -So not only is he not funny, not only is his voice bad, but he sucks at the game.
Schildkrote (1:43)
5 months ago 0 + -Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Schildkrote (2:02)
5 months ago 0 + -HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOUSE CURSO--oh, wait, this guy just sucks at LPs.
Schildkrote (2:23)
5 months ago 0 + -This LP is basically the esseence of "I DO LPS, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO ME!"
Schildkrote (2:34)
5 months ago 0 + -I already regret you trying to do a Let's Play of this.
Schildkrote (2:56)
5 months ago 0 + -And you suck at the FIRST level, so this LP is NEVER gonna be finished.
Schildkrote (3:13)
5 months ago 0 + -Sure it is, buddy. Sure it is.
Schildkrote (3:24)
5 months ago 0 + -Psst - muttering and sighing to yourself is STILL dead air.
Schildkrote (3:41)
5 months ago 0 + -No shit. You're ALREADY out of stuff to say. Wonderful.
Schildkrote (4:11)
5 months ago 0 + -Much like this LP, which has no merits other than the fact that it eventually ends.
Schildkrote (4:24)
5 months ago 0 + -Yes, please play it for yourself, don't watch this retard do it for you.
Schildkrote (4:34)
5 months ago 0 + -UM, LET ME-ER-UM-COR-UM-ERM-CORRECT-UH-MYSELF
Schildkrote (4:46)
5 months ago 0 + -Got me, I can't watch this garbage.
Schildkrote (5:06)
5 months ago 0 + -You've "got this" for three times now, nimrod.
Schildkrote (5:27)
5 months ago 0 + -WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DODGE THINGTH ON THAID THTAIRTH
Schildkrote (5:37)
5 months ago 0 + -No shit, we've seen those already too.
Schildkrote (5:48)
5 months ago 0 + -What gender are you, anyway? It's hard to tell.
Schildkrote (6:02)
5 months ago 0 + -Oh sweet, now the screen's flickering! Best LP ever!
Schildkrote (6:21)
5 months ago 0 + -Then why the hell are you expecting people to watch you suck at it?
Schildkrote (6:39)
5 months ago 0 + -That constant screen flickering actually makes this LP much easier to handle.
Schildkrote (6:46)
5 months ago 0 + -I know what YOU are: a goddamn nerd who's bad at LPs.
Schildkrote (6:59)
5 months ago 0 + -This is also not commentary.
Schildkrote (7:08)
5 months ago 0 + -"Yeah, umm...I don't even know how to make LPs, I just want e-fame..."
Schildkrote (7:16)
5 months ago 0 + -YOU'RE pretty much terrible.
Schildkrote (7:47)
5 months ago 0 + -I'm sure you are.
Schildkrote (7:53)
5 months ago 0 + -Then why post your one shitty video of it?
Schildkrote (8:12)
5 months ago 0 + -Actually, a good LPer could probably pull this off. That LPer isn't you.
Schildkrote (8:20)
5 months ago 0 + -I haven't laughed once at anything in this video, just fyi.
Schildkrote (7:18)
5 months ago 0 + -Umm...
Schildkrote (8:52)
5 months ago 0 + -If you can't even beat the first level, why are you trying to make an LP of this?
Schildkrote (9:13)
5 months ago 0 + -At this point you can't hate the game, you can only hate the playa.
Schildkrote (9:33)
5 months ago 0 + -Note the voice cracking. Maybe you should focus on puberty instead of LPs.
Schildkrote (9:52)
5 months ago 0 + -This isn't even a "run", this is more of a "plod." Or a "limp."
Schildkrote (10:15)