Viddler

Key phrase here: TRY. Also this garbage goes on for nearly half an hour. Christ.

Pretty sure this LP is boring anyway, buddy, so no worries there.

Riveting.

Oh, note the EMULATION RESUMED bar at the bottom. We're in for a quality LP here, folks.

Yes, laugh at your own shitty jokes. God knows nobody else will.

I'm pretty sure we can see that, Magnafiend, but thanks for assuming we're blind.

So not only is he not funny, not only is his voice bad, but he sucks at the game.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOUSE CURSO--oh, wait, this guy just sucks at LPs.

This LP is basically the esseence of "I DO LPS, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO ME!"

I already regret you trying to do a Let's Play of this.

And you suck at the FIRST level, so this LP is NEVER gonna be finished.

Sure it is, buddy. Sure it is.

Psst - muttering and sighing to yourself is STILL dead air.

No shit. You're ALREADY out of stuff to say. Wonderful.

Much like this LP, which has no merits other than the fact that it eventually ends.

Yes, please play it for yourself, don't watch this retard do it for you.

UM, LET ME-ER-UM-COR-UM-ERM-CORRECT-UH-MYSELF

Got me, I can't watch this garbage.

You've "got this" for three times now, nimrod.

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DODGE THINGTH ON THAID THTAIRTH

No shit, we've seen those already too.

What gender are you, anyway? It's hard to tell.

Oh sweet, now the screen's flickering! Best LP ever!

Then why the hell are you expecting people to watch you suck at it?

That constant screen flickering actually makes this LP much easier to handle.

I know what YOU are: a goddamn nerd who's bad at LPs.

This is also not commentary.

"Yeah, umm...I don't even know how to make LPs, I just want e-fame..."

YOU'RE pretty much terrible.

I'm sure you are.

Then why post your one shitty video of it?

Actually, a good LPer could probably pull this off. That LPer isn't you.

I haven't laughed once at anything in this video, just fyi.

Umm...

If you can't even beat the first level, why are you trying to make an LP of this?

At this point you can't hate the game, you can only hate the playa.

Note the voice cracking. Maybe you should focus on puberty instead of LPs.

This isn't even a "run", this is more of a "plod." Or a "limp."

This is NOT commentary.

They're glitching out because you don't know how to record worth two shits, moron.

So you've ALMOST beat the first level? Wow.

This is the most retarded LP I've ever seen, so...

Hahaha, he's going into Whiny Nerd Mode. "Pleeease, don't take my lunch money!"

No, i'm pretty sure it's just you.

And back down to the bottom he goes for his FOURTH attempt.

Now he's croaking.

6 levels? Hoo boy. Are they all as boring as this one?

And you can't even use THAT effectively

Yeah, because you never got here in your practice runs. Oh, wait a second, you didn't DO any practice runs...

So why not stop the recording, close down the extra shit, and then record again?

As is your playing skills

Yeah, and I'm Gene Simmons

They're funny in their own right, if done PROPERLY

A two-fer? Dear god

Yes, because you've never seen that thing die, because you never got this far before

No shit sherlock

I'm pretty sure anyone with skill could avoid them

Sure you are buddy...

I want the 25 minutes of my life that I wasted to watch this shit back please

If this game is so terrible why are you bothering me telling me the controls, like I'll actually play this someday or something

Oh my god! I beat the level! It only tookme 22 minutes! What an achievement!