Viddler

Key phrase here: TRY. Also this garbage goes on for nearly half an hour. Christ.

Pretty sure this LP is boring anyway, buddy, so no worries there.

Riveting.

Oh, note the EMULATION RESUMED bar at the bottom. We're in for a quality LP here, folks.

Yes, laugh at your own shitty jokes. God knows nobody else will.

I'm pretty sure we can see that, Magnafiend, but thanks for assuming we're blind.

So not only is he not funny, not only is his voice bad, but he sucks at the game.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOUSE CURSO--oh, wait, this guy just sucks at LPs.

This LP is basically the esseence of "I DO LPS, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO ME!"

I already regret you trying to do a Let's Play of this.

And you suck at the FIRST level, so this LP is NEVER gonna be finished.

Sure it is, buddy. Sure it is.

Psst - muttering and sighing to yourself is STILL dead air.

No shit. You're ALREADY out of stuff to say. Wonderful.

Much like this LP, which has no merits other than the fact that it eventually ends.

Yes, please play it for yourself, don't watch this retard do it for you.

UM, LET ME-ER-UM-COR-UM-ERM-CORRECT-UH-MYSELF

Got me, I can't watch this garbage.

You've "got this" for three times now, nimrod.

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DODGE THINGTH ON THAID THTAIRTH

No shit, we've seen those already too.

What gender are you, anyway? It's hard to tell.

Oh sweet, now the screen's flickering! Best LP ever!

Then why the hell are you expecting people to watch you suck at it?

That constant screen flickering actually makes this LP much easier to handle.

I know what YOU are: a goddamn nerd who's bad at LPs.

This is also not commentary.

"Yeah, umm...I don't even know how to make LPs, I just want e-fame..."

YOU'RE pretty much terrible.

I'm sure you are.

Then why post your one shitty video of it?

Actually, a good LPer could probably pull this off. That LPer isn't you.

I haven't laughed once at anything in this video, just fyi.

Umm...

If you can't even beat the first level, why are you trying to make an LP of this?

At this point you can't hate the game, you can only hate the playa.

Note the voice cracking. Maybe you should focus on puberty instead of LPs.

This isn't even a "run", this is more of a "plod." Or a "limp."