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Decided to TRY a LP of this horrid game, and you'll see why its so terrible soon enough. I'll make more if I ever go through another brief phase of momentary insanity again.
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Schildkrote (0:05)
1 year ago 0 + -Key phrase here: TRY. Also this garbage goes on for nearly half an hour. Christ.
Schildkrote (0:22)
1 year ago 0 + -Pretty sure this LP is boring anyway, buddy, so no worries there.
Schildkrote (0:36)
1 year ago 0 + -Riveting.
Schildkrote (0:41)
1 year ago 0 + -Oh, note the EMULATION RESUMED bar at the bottom. We're in for a quality LP here, folks.
Schildkrote (0:51)
1 year ago 0 + -Yes, laugh at your own shitty jokes. God knows nobody else will.
Schildkrote (1:02)
1 year ago 0 + -I'm pretty sure we can see that, Magnafiend, but thanks for assuming we're blind.
Schildkrote (1:17)
1 year ago 0 + -So not only is he not funny, not only is his voice bad, but he sucks at the game.
Schildkrote (1:43)
1 year ago 0 + -Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Schildkrote (2:02)
1 year ago 0 + -HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOUSE CURSO--oh, wait, this guy just sucks at LPs.
Schildkrote (2:23)
1 year ago 0 + -This LP is basically the esseence of "I DO LPS, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO ME!"
Schildkrote (2:34)
1 year ago 0 + -I already regret you trying to do a Let's Play of this.
Schildkrote (2:56)
1 year ago 0 + -And you suck at the FIRST level, so this LP is NEVER gonna be finished.
Schildkrote (3:13)
1 year ago 0 + -Sure it is, buddy. Sure it is.
Schildkrote (3:24)
1 year ago 0 + -Psst - muttering and sighing to yourself is STILL dead air.
Schildkrote (3:41)
1 year ago 0 + -No shit. You're ALREADY out of stuff to say. Wonderful.
Schildkrote (4:11)
1 year ago 0 + -Much like this LP, which has no merits other than the fact that it eventually ends.
Schildkrote (4:24)
1 year ago 0 + -Yes, please play it for yourself, don't watch this retard do it for you.
Schildkrote (4:34)
1 year ago 0 + -UM, LET ME-ER-UM-COR-UM-ERM-CORRECT-UH-MYSELF
Schildkrote (4:46)
1 year ago 0 + -Got me, I can't watch this garbage.
Schildkrote (5:06)
1 year ago 0 + -You've "got this" for three times now, nimrod.
Schildkrote (5:27)
1 year ago 0 + -WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DODGE THINGTH ON THAID THTAIRTH
Schildkrote (5:37)
1 year ago 0 + -No shit, we've seen those already too.
Schildkrote (5:48)
1 year ago 0 + -What gender are you, anyway? It's hard to tell.
Schildkrote (6:02)
1 year ago 0 + -Oh sweet, now the screen's flickering! Best LP ever!
Schildkrote (6:21)
1 year ago 0 + -Then why the hell are you expecting people to watch you suck at it?
Schildkrote (6:39)
1 year ago 0 + -That constant screen flickering actually makes this LP much easier to handle.
Schildkrote (6:46)
1 year ago 0 + -I know what YOU are: a goddamn nerd who's bad at LPs.
Schildkrote (6:59)
1 year ago 0 + -This is also not commentary.
Schildkrote (7:08)
1 year ago 0 + -"Yeah, umm...I don't even know how to make LPs, I just want e-fame..."
Schildkrote (7:16)
1 year ago 0 + -YOU'RE pretty much terrible.
Schildkrote (7:47)
1 year ago 0 + -I'm sure you are.
Schildkrote (7:53)
1 year ago 0 + -Then why post your one shitty video of it?
Schildkrote (8:12)
1 year ago 0 + -Actually, a good LPer could probably pull this off. That LPer isn't you.
Schildkrote (8:20)
1 year ago 0 + -I haven't laughed once at anything in this video, just fyi.
Schildkrote (7:18)
1 year ago 0 + -Umm...
Schildkrote (8:52)
1 year ago 0 + -If you can't even beat the first level, why are you trying to make an LP of this?
Schildkrote (9:13)
1 year ago 0 + -At this point you can't hate the game, you can only hate the playa.
Schildkrote (9:33)
1 year ago 0 + -Note the voice cracking. Maybe you should focus on puberty instead of LPs.
Schildkrote (9:52)
1 year ago 0 + -This isn't even a "run", this is more of a "plod." Or a "limp."
Schildkrote (10:15)
1 year ago 0 + -This is NOT commentary.
Schildkrote (10:31)
1 year ago 0 + -They're glitching out because you don't know how to record worth two shits, moron.
Schildkrote (10:48)
1 year ago 0 + -So you've ALMOST beat the first level? Wow.
Schildkrote (11:00)
1 year ago 0 + -This is the most retarded LP I've ever seen, so...
Schildkrote (11:14)
1 year ago 0 + -Hahaha, he's going into Whiny Nerd Mode. "Pleeease, don't take my lunch money!"
Schildkrote (11:17)
1 year ago 0 + -No, i'm pretty sure it's just you.
Schildkrote (11:39)
1 year ago 0 + -And back down to the bottom he goes for his FOURTH attempt.
Schildkrote (12:09)
1 year ago 0 + -Now he's croaking.
Schildkrote
1 year ago 0 + -http://mldb88.googlepages.com/gallery - go take a look at this guy's incredibly shitty artwork, viewers! It's almost worse than this LP!
Rainiac (3:05)
1 year ago 0 + -6 levels? Hoo boy. Are they all as boring as this one?
Rainiac (3:49)
1 year ago 0 + -And you can't even use THAT effectively
Rainiac (4:45)
1 year ago 0 + -Yeah, because you never got here in your practice runs. Oh, wait a second, you didn't DO any practice runs...
Rainiac (6:34)
1 year ago 0 + -So why not stop the recording, close down the extra shit, and then record again?
Rainiac (7:18)
1 year ago 0 + -As is your playing skills
Rainiac (7:49)
1 year ago 0 + -Yeah, and I'm Gene Simmons
Rainiac (8:26)
1 year ago 0 + -They're funny in their own right, if done PROPERLY
Rainiac (9:14)
1 year ago 0 + -A two-fer? Dear god
Rainiac (9:35)
1 year ago 0 + -Yes, because you've never seen that thing die, because you never got this far before
Rainiac (10:41)
1 year ago 0 + -No shit sherlock
Rainiac (11:27)
1 year ago 0 + -I'm pretty sure anyone with skill could avoid them
Rainiac (11:53)
1 year ago 0 + -Sure you are buddy...
Rainiac (25:04)
1 year ago 0 + -I want the 25 minutes of my life that I wasted to watch this shit back please
Perpetual... (1:58)
1 year ago 0 + -If this game is so terrible why are you bothering me telling me the controls, like I'll actually play this someday or something
Rainiac (22:10)
1 year ago 0 + -Oh my god! I beat the level! It only tookme 22 minutes! What an achievement!