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Super Mario Schlong is the series that strives to bring you the worst games ever conceived, or if necessary builds them for your enjoyment. This week we revisit American Laser Games' finest - Crime Patrol, an on-rails FMV shooter with no discernible goals, features or any gameplay to speak of. I hope you like slow-mo deaths.
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