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Chris Martin: the Steve Jobs liver-flavored Frappuccino

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:25:01 GMT

Stand-up comedian Chris Martin talks about Chinese stereotypes, Oprah and the Olympics, Bill Clinton and the Dolly Parton, Chris Brown, Steve Jobs, Roman Polanski, Michael Moore and Columbus Day October 4, 2009 at Europa Cafe in Richmond, VA. Part of the "Last Stag Standing" comedy contest. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Chris Martin: Where's Gwyneth Paltrow?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:38:01 GMT

Stand-up comedian Chris Martin riffs on the hazards of sharing the same name with a famous rock star, Edgar Allen Poe, Ellen DeGeneres, Harrison Ford, Teddy Kennedy, Jesus and Twitter at the Chortle Barn in Mechanicsville, VA October 29, 2009. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Chris Martin: "I'm having a past-life crisis"

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:23:03 GMT

Chris Martin muses on Bernie Madoff, pop music and culture, the CIA, Sarah Palin and Barack Obama at Cafe Diem's Comedy Night in Richmond, VA September 7, 2009. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Stay away from the brown acid and the Orange Blo

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:33:01 GMT

Chris Martin does stand-up comedy on Michael Vick, Squeaky Fromme, Woodstock, Billy Mays, Russian subs, Sarah Palin and death panels, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Kim Jong Il and bad ideas. Recorded August 17, 2009 at Cafe Diem's Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags : Band, Bill, Billy, Blo, Chris, Dave, Dwarfs, Fromme, Hillary, Il, Jong, Kim, Marines, Martin, Matthews, Mays, Michael, Mose, Orange, Palin, Russian, Sarah, Scotch, Seven, Squeaky, Vick, acid, brown, comedy, death, kibble, mescaline, panels, stand-up, subs

Bathroom Epiphanies

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:56:05 GMT

An epiphany (from the ancient Greek... “manifestation, striking appearance”) is the sudden realization or comprehension of the (larger) essence or meaning of something. The term is used in either a philosophical or literal sense to signify that the claimant has "found the last piece of the puzzle and now sees the whole picture," or has new information or experience... - Wikipedia Distributed by Tubemogul.

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If I had a rocket launcher, I'd join the NRA

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:05:01 GMT

Chris Martin does stand-up comedy at Cafe Diem in Richmond, VA August 3, 2009. He covers the tragic death of the Taco Bell Chihuahua, what would Jesus drink, "Copts" and "Cops," Obama's beer summit and "Cash for Drunkards." Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Smokin' Hot: Richmond Comedians: Odyssey Michaels

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:50:00 GMT

Chris Martin interviews Richmond,VA stand-up comedian Odyssey Michaels: how and why he got into comedy, his philosophy and influences and his thoughts on the RVA comedy scene. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags : Bobcat, Carrot, Carson, Chris, Goldthwait, Johnny, Martin, Michaels, Odyssey, Pryor, Richard, Richmond, Top, VA, Virginia, comedy, influence, philosophy, stand-up, standup

Holidaze: Canada Day and the Fourth of July

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:45:09 GMT

"I like to think of Canada as America's Mini-Me." Chris Martin performs stand-up comedy at Cafe Diem's Comedy Night in Richmond, VA July 6, 2009. He discusses Mark Sanford, Al Franken, Michael Jackson and Bernie Madoff.

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Hitler doesn't have a ticket to Michael Jackson's memorial

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:42:09 GMT

Yet another parody of the bunker scene in "Downfall": Hitler finds out he can't get a ticket to Michael Jackson's memorial service.

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Getting lucky with Eliza Dushku

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:35:00 GMT

Richmond stand-up comedian Chris Martin does stand-up comedy at Cafe Diem July 20, dispensing Uighur and vagina jokes and discussing his birthday and the economy.

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Smokin' Hot: Interviews with Richmond comedians

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:51:01 GMT

Richmond, VA stand-up comedians Blake Midgette, James Paulk and David Marie-Garland talk with Chris Martin about how and why they got into comedy, their influences, philosophy and the Richmond comedy scene. Filmed at Cafe Diem.

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